Quotes from The Orville

The best Series Quotes

Every single one of us is shaped by the totality of our relationships. People we love and people we hate. All make their mark.

Kelly Grayson in The Orville, Season 2
 
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The history of moral progress can be measured by the expansion of fundamental rights to those who have been denied them.

The Orville, Season 2
 
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I don't know how the food synthesizers are going to replicate enough wine for two Kellys.

Kelly Grayson in The Orville, Season 2
 
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Ed Mercer: "So... it's an anti-banana ray?"
Kelly Grayson: "It's really interesting."
Ed Mercer: "We need no longer fear the banana."
Kelly Grayson: "Does it work on all fruit?"
Ed Mercer: "What about salads?"

Ed Mercer in The Orville, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Kelly: "This is going to sound like I'm talking out of my ass."
Isaac: "Then, please try to enunciate."

The Orville, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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The universe is not governed by individual perception. It matters what's true.

Ed Mercer in The Orville, Season 2
 
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In the middle of this nightmare universe, I felt this weird sense of comfort, being with you.

Kelly Grayson in The Orville, Season 2
 
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Real is relative. Goals change. Things become more beautifully complicated. So we have to stop every so often and reassess. What is it you really want?

Claire Finn in The Orville, Season 2
 
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If we are not willing to stand up for the values that this union was founded on, what exactly are we defending?

Ed Mercer in The Orville, Season 2
 
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You paint some flames on the side, maybe, like, a rainbow unicorn, you got something.

Gordon Malloy in The Orville, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Malloy: "I thought we'd be safe here. At least for a while."
Mercer: "There's no such thing as safe anymore."

Ed Mercer in The Orville, Season 2
 
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Keyali: "According to the chronometers, two full days have passed!"
Malloy: "Man! How was your weekend?"

Gordon Malloy in The Orville, Season 2
 
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Mercer: "You want the top or the bottom?"
Grayson: "I like to be on top."

Kelly Grayson in The Orville, Season 2
 
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Mercer: "What was I like in the other timeline?"
Grayson: "You were a perfect gentleman."
Mercer: "Well, that's boring."

Ed Mercer in The Orville, Season 2
 
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The young always dismiss the old. It's a way of pushing away the truth.

Claire Finn in The Orville, Season 2
 
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Every mature person has to make peace with the fact that they used to be dumber.

Kelly Grayson in The Orville, Season 2
 
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It was always inevitable that Fate would beckon us from the shadows. Every revolution begins with a single act of defiance.

The Orville, Season 2
 
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Mercer: "We'd have to learn how to farm. How to cook."
Grayson: "Look at the sunset every night."
Mercer: "Look at you every morning."

Ed Mercer in The Orville, Season 2
 
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Don't panic? They're going to cut off our skin and wear it like a suit.

Gordon Malloy in The Orville, Season 2
 
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