Quotes from The Office (Page 3)

Here you can find the best Quotes from The Office, an American series that is set in the office of the fictional paper company Dunder Mifflin.

The best Series Quotes

You'll notice I didn't have anybody be Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everyone finds it hilarious and groundbreaking. Then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to corporate?

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is from corporate. How many times have I told you that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? It's called the wastepaper basket!

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders?

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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He put my stuff in Jell-O again! That's real professional. Thanks. This is the third time, and it wasn't funny the first two times either, Jim!

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. Because then I might...- I just, I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist.

Pam Beesly in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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