Quotes from The Office

The best Series Quotes

I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is from corporate. How many times have I told you that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? It's called the wastepaper basket!

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders?

Jim Halpert in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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He put my stuff in Jell-O again! That's real professional. Thanks. This is the third time, and it wasn't funny the first two times either, Jim!

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.

Michael Scott in The Office, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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