What can he possibly have done, that he rather go to jail than admit to?
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.
Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.0
Sandy: 'You're not exactly the ideal client.'
Caleb: 'Rich? Powerful?'
Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.0
Summer: 'I'm busy. Studying. Naked.'
Seth: 'Is that supposed to keep me away?'
Summer: 'Cohen? You're at my house!'
Seth: 'And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.'
You know what I like about rich kids? Nothing!0
Ryan: 'Maybe you've got the Summer flu.'
Seth: 'I dunno. It's possible.'
Ryan: 'Maybe you need some Annabiotics.'
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.Nerds0
It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.0
Sandy: 'The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.'
Seth: 'So, I'm like asthma?'
Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.0