Ryan: "Maybe you've got the Summer flu."
Seth: "I dunno. It's possible."
Ryan: "Maybe you need some Annabiotics."
Seth: "I dunno. It's possible."
Ryan: "Maybe you need some Annabiotics."
Ryan Atwood - Season 1 Episode 12
3Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
Seth Cohen - Season 2 Episode 6
2Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.
Seth Cohen - Season 2 Episode 4
2Summer: "I'm busy. Studying. Naked."
Seth: "Is that supposed to keep me away?"
Summer: "Cohen? You're at my house!"
Seth: "And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed."
Seth: "Is that supposed to keep me away?"
Summer: "Cohen? You're at my house!"
Seth: "And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed."
Seth Cohen - Season 1 Episode 19
2What can he possibly have done, that he rather go to jail than admit to?
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.
Sandy Cohen - Season 2 Episode 5
1Sandy: "You're not exactly the ideal client."
Caleb: "Rich? Powerful?"
Sandy: "Guilty!"
Caleb: "Rich? Powerful?"
Sandy: "Guilty!"
Sandy Cohen - Season 2 Episode 3
1It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.
Seth Cohen - Season 1 Episode 5
1Sandy: "The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe."
Seth: "So, I'm like asthma?"
Seth: "So, I'm like asthma?"
Seth Cohen - Season 1 Episode 2
1Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."
Marissa Cooper - Season 3 Episode 24
Summer: "So you're making a mixtape for his birthday? That's so romantic!"
Marissa: "No, just thoughtful."
Summer: "Coop, you're tapping into core relationship mythology. That's romantic."
Marissa: "No, just thoughtful."
Summer: "Coop, you're tapping into core relationship mythology. That's romantic."
Summer Roberts - Season 3 Episode 17
Seth: "I'm in charge of Ryan's birthday."
Summer: "Wait. Ryan's birthday is now? What was he thinking?"
Seth: "I don't know. He didn't exactly plan it."
Summer: "Wait. Ryan's birthday is now? What was he thinking?"
Seth: "I don't know. He didn't exactly plan it."
Seth Cohen - Season 3 Episode 17
A vicodin love confession is still a love confession.
Summer Roberts - Season 3 Episode 9
It doesn't matter, I'm too tired to care.
Summer: "We have to do something. Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?"
Seth: "Dry cereal from a box and black coffee."
Seth: "Dry cereal from a box and black coffee."
Seth Cohen - Season 3 Episode 1
I hope you have Motrin in the house, because you're about to feel pain!
How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters!
I suffer from rage blackouts.
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some p-rn star dressed as Catwoman.
Seth Cohen - Season 1 Episode 7
Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.
Ryan Atwood - Season 1 Episode 1
