Quotes from The O.C.

The best Series Quotes

You know what I like about rich kids? Nothing!

Ryan Atwood in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 2
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Ryan: "Maybe you've got the Summer flu."
Seth: "I dunno. It's possible."
Ryan: "Maybe you need some Annabiotics."

Ryan Atwood in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 12
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Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 6
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Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.

Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 4
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Summer: "I'm busy. Studying. Naked."
Seth: "Is that supposed to keep me away?"
Summer: "Cohen? You're at my house!"
Seth: "And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed."

Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 19
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What can he possibly have done, that he rather go to jail than admit to?
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.

Sandy Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 5
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Sandy: "You're not exactly the ideal client."
Caleb: "Rich? Powerful?"
Sandy: "Guilty!"

Sandy Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 3
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It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.

Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 5
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Sandy: "The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe."
Seth: "So, I'm like asthma?"

Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 2
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Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

Hangover & CrapulenceMarissa Cooper in The O.C., Season 3 Episode 24
 
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Summer: "So you're making a mixtape for his birthday? That's so romantic!"
Marissa: "No, just thoughtful."
Summer: "Coop, you're tapping into core relationship mythology. That's romantic."

Summer Roberts in The O.C., Season 3 Episode 17
 
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Seth: "I'm in charge of Ryan's birthday."
Summer: "Wait. Ryan's birthday is now? What was he thinking?"
Seth: "I don't know. He didn't exactly plan it."

Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 3 Episode 17
 
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A vicodin love confession is still a love confession.

Summer Roberts in The O.C., Season 3 Episode 9
 
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It doesn't matter, I'm too tired to care.

Summer Roberts in The O.C.
 
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Summer: "We have to do something. Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?"
Seth: "Dry cereal from a box and black coffee."

Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 3 Episode 1
 
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I hope you have Motrin in the house, because you're about to feel pain!

Summer Roberts in The O.C.
 
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How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters!

Summer Roberts in The O.C.
 
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I suffer from rage blackouts.

Summer Roberts in The O.C.
 
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Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some p-rn star dressed as Catwoman.

Nerds, Comic BooksSeth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 7
 
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Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.

PensionRyan Atwood in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 1
 
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