The best Quotes from The Naked Gun

The best Quotes from The Naked Gun

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! is an American Slapstick Comedy movie from 1988. With The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear and Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult two sequels have been released.

Frank: "Nice beaver!"
Jane: "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."

Jane Spencer Drebin

And the rockets red glare, buncha bombs in the air, came proof to the night, that we still had a flag.

Frank Drebin

Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50-50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that.

Frank Drebin

Jane: "Would you like a nightcap?"
Frank: "No, thank you, I don't wear them."

Frank Drebin

Ludwig: "Drebin!"
Jane: "Frank!"
Frank: "You're both right."

Frank Drebin

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Frank Drebin

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete d-ldo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

Ed: "That's no way for a man to die."
Frank: "Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."

Frank Drebin

I want a world where Frank Junior and all the Frank Juniors can sit under a shade tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter. I want a world where I can eat a sea otter without getting sick! I want a world where the democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for! I may not get there with you, but most of all, I want a world where I can wake up each morning with this woman, whom I love!

Frank Drebin

I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!

Frank Drebin

Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

Frank Drebin

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