Frank: "Nice beaver!"
Jane: "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
And the rockets red glare, buncha bombs in the air, came proof to the night, that we still had a flag.The Naked Gun, by Frank Drebin
Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50-50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that.The Naked Gun, by Frank Drebin
Jane: "Would you like a nightcap?"
Frank: "No, thank you, I don't wear them."
Frank: "You're both right."
It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.PoliceThe Naked Gun, by Frank Drebin
Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?The Naked Gun
Ed: "That's no way for a man to die."
Frank: "Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."
I want a world where Frank Junior and all the Frank Juniors can sit under a shade tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter. I want a world where I can eat a sea otter without getting sick! I want a world where the democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for! I may not get there with you, but most of all, I want a world where I can wake up each morning with this woman, whom I love!The Naked Gun, by Frank Drebin
I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!The Naked Gun, by Frank Drebin
Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.The Naked Gun, by Frank Drebin