The best Quotes from The Naked Gun

Frank: "Nice beaver!"
Jane: "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."

And the rockets red glare, buncha bombs in the air, came proof to the night, that we still had a flag.

Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50-50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent chance of that.

Jane: "Would you like a nightcap?"
Frank: "No, thank you, I don't wear them."

Ludwig: "Drebin!"
Jane: "Frank!"
Frank: "You're both right."

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete d-ldo? What the hell were you doing there in the first place?

Ed: "That's no way for a man to die."
Frank: "Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening… that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."

I want a world where Frank Junior and all the Frank Juniors can sit under a shade tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter. I want a world where I can eat a sea otter without getting sick! I want a world where the democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for! I may not get there with you, but most of all, I want a world where I can wake up each morning with this woman, whom I love!

I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!

Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?

The police are either incompetent or corrupt. Or both.

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law.

My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say "Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job" all the f*cking time.

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.