The best Quotes from The Mister

An image like a forgotten dream develops like a Polaroid in my memory.

When did I acquire a conscience?

Calling to the gods, she's every inch a goddess.

I take a slug of my drink and scan the room. That's what I want now: a hot, willing woman, skinny or otherwise. It's Let's F*ck Thursday.

'Have you travelled at all?' 'No. Only in books.' Her smile brightens the room. 'I have travelled all over the world in books. And I've been to America watching TV.'

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Might as well be me.

And now they are hugging in the street and he's holding her. The betrayal is swift and cruel, slicing Alessia into tiny pieces and shattering her faith in herself-and in him. Him. Her Mister.

I couldn't rescue my brother from the demons that drove him out on his motorbike into an icy night, but I can help this beautiful girl, this beautiful, brave girl.

We'd almost danced the dance so many times, but that night I resigned myself to fate, and with an unerring inevitably I f*cked my brother's wife.

I want to own this woman, body and soul. I want her.

My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.

There's a very fine line between pleasure and pain. They are two sides of the same coin, one not existing without the other.

I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey... and I hate coffee.

I don't make love. I f*ck... hard.

I've never wanted more, until I met you.

Because I'm fifty shades of f*cked-up, Anastasia.

Laters, Baby.

Come, let's go to bed, I owe you an org*sm.

Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.