Game Quotes from The Last of Us

Dina: "You're infuriating."
Ellie: "Have you met you?"
Dina: "You make me want to go back outside into that blizzard."
Ellie: "No one is stopping you."

Abby: "Do we have to go back this way?"
Owen: "Consider it an opportunity to work on your fears."
Abby: "How about I work my foot up your ass?"
Owen: "Abby, stop flirting!"

Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

What is the downside to eating a clock?
It's time consuming.

I guess no matter how hard you try, you can’t escape your past.

I'm gonna find - and I'm gonna kill - every last one of them.

Ellie, you're treading on some mighty thin ice here.

You know, as bad as those things are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me.

I struggled for a long time with survivin'. And you - no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.

But we fight, for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it’s two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up.

To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.

Ellie: "Jeol, look!"
Joel: "That is a... hat on a dinosaur."
Ellie: "It's called a Hatosaur. This one's brain was the size of a walnut."
Joel: "No way. Looks like you two have something in common."

Dina: "I think Shimmer's getting sick."
Ellie: "What? How can you tell?"
Dina: "She sounds a little hoarse."

Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Really?"
Joel: "No."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."

Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "Oh good. You can start helpin' out with the mortgage, then."

Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.

Ellie: "That girl is so skinny… I thought you had plenty of food in your time."
Joel: "We did. Some just chose not to eat it."
Ellie: "Why the hell not?"
Joel: "For looks."
Ellie: "That's stupid."

You sacrifice the few to save the many.

Joel: "How 'bout you, kid? You okay?"
Ellie: "Define okay."
Joel: "Are you still breathing?"
Ellie: "Do small, panicked breaths count?"
Joel: "Yeah, they count."
Ellie: "Alright, then I'm okay."

All this music that's just sitting here. No one's around to listen to it. I don't know. Doesn't seem right.