Dina: "You're infuriating."
Ellie: "Have you met you?"
Dina: "You make me want to go back outside into that blizzard."
Ellie: "No one is stopping you."
Abby: "Do we have to go back this way?"
Owen: "Consider it an opportunity to work on your fears."
Abby: "How about I work my foot up your ass?"
Owen: "Abby, stop flirting!"
Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.JudaismThe Last of Us - Part II, by Dina
What is the downside to eating a clock?
It's time consuming.
I guess no matter how hard you try, you can’t escape your past.The Last of Us, by Joel
I'm gonna find - and I'm gonna kill - every last one of them.The Last of Us - Part II, by Ellie
Ellie, you're treading on some mighty thin ice here.The Last of Us, by Joel
You know, as bad as those things are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me.The Last of Us, by Bill
I struggled for a long time with survivin'. And you - no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.The Last of Us, by Joel
But we fight, for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it’s two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up.The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Riley
To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.The Last of Us, by Ellie
Ellie: "Jeol, look!"
Joel: "That is a... hat on a dinosaur."
Ellie: "It's called a Hatosaur. This one's brain was the size of a walnut."
Joel: "No way. Looks like you two have something in common."
Dina: "I think Shimmer's getting sick."
Ellie: "What? How can you tell?"
Dina: "She sounds a little hoarse."
Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."
Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "Oh good. You can start helpin' out with the mortgage, then."
Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Will Livingston
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Will Livingston
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
Ellie: "That girl is so skinny… I thought you had plenty of food in your time."
Joel: "We did. Some just chose not to eat it."
Ellie: "Why the hell not?"
Joel: "For looks."
Ellie: "That's stupid."
You sacrifice the few to save the many.The Last of Us, by Joel
Joel: "How 'bout you, kid? You okay?"
Ellie: "Define okay."
Joel: "Are you still breathing?"
Ellie: "Do small, panicked breaths count?"
Joel: "Yeah, they count."
Ellie: "Alright, then I'm okay."
All this music that's just sitting here. No one's around to listen to it. I don't know. Doesn't seem right.The Last of Us, by Ellie