Game Quotes from The Last of Us

Here you can find the best Quotes from The Last of Us, a 2013 action-adventure survival horror video game, and Puns by Will Livingston. In January 2023, a The Last of Us series has been released by HBO.

Game Quotes from The Last of Us

I know you mean well. I know you wanna protect me. You have. And when we're done, we'll go wherever you want. Tommy's, sheep ranch, the moon... I'll follow you anywhere you go. But there's no halfway with this. We finish what we started.

Ellie Williams in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 7
 
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What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 7
 
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Joel: "A deep breath in, slow breath out. You squeeze the trigger like you love it. Gentle, steady, nice and slow."
Ellie: "You gonna shoot this thing or get it pregnant?"

Ellie Williams in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Be careful who you put your faith in. The only people who can betray us, are the ones we trust.

TrustMaria Miller in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Joel: "I need you to tell us where we are."
Man: "If you got a map, why you lost?"
Ellie: "Must've missed all the street signs in the enormous f-cking forest."

Ellie Williams in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah. Go east."

The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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It's easier when you're a kid anyway. You don't have anybody else relying on you. That's the hardest part.

Joel Miller in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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Joel: "You keep going for family."
Ellie: "I'm not family?"
Joel: "No. You're cargo."

Joel Miller in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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Then odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.

WyomingJoel Miller in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

SunriseWill Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra!

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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Joel: "Long way or short way?"
Tess: "I mean, it's the long way or the 'we're fuckin' dead' way."
Ellie: "Well, I vote long way just based on that limited information."

Ellie Williams in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Ellie: "Can I have a gun?"
Joel: "Absolutely not."
Ellie: "Okay, Jesus. Fine. I'll have to throw a f-ckin' sandwich at them."

Ellie Williams in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Ellie: "There's not gonna be anything bad in here?"
Joel: "Just you."

Joel Miller in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "It's better than what I do."

Joel Miller in The Last Of Us, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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If you don't think there's hope for the world, why bother going on?

Ellie Williams in The Last Of Us, Season 1
 
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Ellie: "Everybody I've cared for, either died or left me."
Joel: "You have no idea what loss is."

Joel Miller in The Last Of Us, Season 1
 
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If somehow the Lord gave me a second chance at that moment... I would do it all over again.

The Last of Us - Part II, by Joel Miller
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Dina: "You're infuriating."
Ellie: "Have you met you?"
Dina: "You make me want to go back outside into that blizzard."
Ellie: "No one is stopping you."

The Last of Us - Part II, by Ellie Williams
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Abby: "Do we have to go back this way?"
Owen: "Consider it an opportunity to work on your fears."
Abby: "How about I work my foot up your ass?"
Owen: "Abby, stop flirting!"

The Last of Us - Part II, by Owen
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Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

JudaismThe Last of Us - Part II, by Dina
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What is the downside to eating a clock?
It's time consuming.

The Last of Us - Part II, by Joel Miller
 
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I guess no matter how hard you try, you can't escape your past.

The Last of Us, by Joel Miller
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I'm gonna find - and I'm gonna kill - every last one of them.

The Last of Us - Part II, by Ellie Williams
 
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Ellie, you're treading on some mighty thin ice here.

The Last of Us, by Joel Miller
 
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You know, as bad as those things are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me.

The Last of Us, by Bill
 
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I struggled for a long time with survivin'. And you - no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.

The Last of Us, by Joel Miller
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But we fight, for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it’s two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up.

The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Riley
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To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.

The Last of Us, by Ellie Williams
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Ellie: "Jeol, look!"
Joel: "That is a... hat on a dinosaur."
Ellie: "It's called a Hatosaur. This one's brain was the size of a walnut."
Joel: "No way. Looks like you two have something in common."

The Last of Us - Part II, by Joel Miller
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Dina: "I think Shimmer's getting sick."
Ellie: "What? How can you tell?"
Dina: "She sounds a little hoarse."

The Last of Us - Part II, by Dina
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Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Really?"
Joel: "No."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."

SarcasmThe Last of Us, by Ellie Williams
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Tess: "Ellie, you okay?"
Ellie: "Other than sh-tting my pants... I'm fine."

The Last of Us, by Ellie
 
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Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "Oh good. You can start helpin' out with the mortgage, then."

The Last of Us, by Joel Miller
 
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Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.

The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Will Livingston
 
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

The Last of Us - Left Behind, by Will Livingston
 
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
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What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.

The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
 
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
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3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
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I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
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A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.

The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
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I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.

The Last of Us, by Will Livingston
 
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Ellie: "That girl is so skinny… I thought you had plenty of food in your time."
Joel: "We did. Some just chose not to eat it."
Ellie: "Why the hell not?"
Joel: "For looks."
Ellie: "That's stupid."

The Last of Us, by Ellie Williams
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You sacrifice the few to save the many.

The Last of Us, by Joel Miller
 
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Joel: "How 'bout you, kid? You okay?"
Ellie: "Define okay."
Joel: "Are you still breathing?"
Ellie: "Do small, panicked breaths count?"
Joel: "Yeah, they count."
Ellie: "Alright, then I'm okay."

The Last of Us, by Ellie Williams
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All this music that's just sitting here. No one's around to listen to it. I don't know. Doesn't seem right.

The Last of Us, by Ellie Williams
 
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