The best Quotes from The Last of Us

If somehow the Lord gave me a second chance at that moment... I would do it all over again.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Part II

I guess no matter how hard you try, you can't escape your past.

I struggled for a long time with survivin'. And you - no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.

Dina: "You're infuriating."
Ellie: "Have you met you?"
Dina: "You make me want to go back outside into that blizzard."
Ellie: "No one is stopping you."

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Part II

Abby: "Do we have to go back this way?"
Owen: "Consider it an opportunity to work on your fears."
Abby: "How about I work my foot up your ass?"
Owen: "Abby, stop flirting!"

Owen in The Last of Us - Part II

Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

Dina in The Last of Us - Part II

Judaism

But we fight, for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it’s two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up.

Riley in The Last of Us - Left Behind

To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.

Ellie Williams

Ellie: "Jeol, look!"
Joel: "That is a... hat on a dinosaur."
Ellie: "It's called a Hatosaur. This one's brain was the size of a walnut."
Joel: "No way. Looks like you two have something in common."

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Part II

Dina: "I think Shimmer's getting sick."
Ellie: "What? How can you tell?"
Dina: "She sounds a little hoarse."

Dina in The Last of Us - Part II

Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Really?"
Joel: "No."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."

Ellie Williams

Sarcasm

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

Will Livingston

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Will Livingston

3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

Will Livingston

I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

Will Livingston

A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.

Will Livingston

Ellie: "That girl is so skinny… I thought you had plenty of food in your time."
Joel: "We did. Some just chose not to eat it."
Ellie: "Why the hell not?"
Joel: "For looks."
Ellie: "That's stupid."

Ellie Williams

Joel: "How 'bout you, kid? You okay?"
Ellie: "Define okay."
Joel: "Are you still breathing?"
Ellie: "Do small, panicked breaths count?"
Joel: "Yeah, they count."
Ellie: "Alright, then I'm okay."

Ellie Williams

I know you mean well. I know you wanna protect me. You have. And when we're done, we'll go wherever you want. Tommy's, sheep ranch, the moon... I'll follow you anywhere you go. But there's no halfway with this. We finish what we started.

Ellie Williams - Season 1 Episode 9

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Will Livingston - Season 1 Episode 9

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.

Will Livingston - Season 1 Episode 7

What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.

Will Livingston - Season 1 Episode 7

Joel: "A deep breath in, slow breath out. You squeeze the trigger like you love it. Gentle, steady, nice and slow."
Ellie: "You gonna shoot this thing or get it pregnant?"

Ellie Williams - Season 1 Episode 6

Be careful who you put your faith in. The only people who can betray us, are the ones we trust.

Maria Miller - Season 1 Episode 6

Trust

Joel: "I need you to tell us where we are."
Man: "If you got a map, why you lost?"
Ellie: "Must've missed all the street signs in the enormous f*cking forest."

Ellie Williams - Season 1 Episode 6

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah. Go east."

Season 1 Episode 6

It's easier when you're a kid anyway. You don't have anybody else relying on you. That's the hardest part.

Joel Miller - Season 1 Episode 5

Joel: "You keep going for family."
Ellie: "I'm not family?"
Joel: "No. You're cargo."

Joel Miller - Season 1 Episode 4

Then odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.

Joel Miller - Season 1 Episode 4

Wyoming

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Will Livingston - Season 1 Episode 4

Sunrise

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra!

Will Livingston - Season 1 Episode 4

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us - Season 1 Episode 4

Joel: "Long way or short way?"
Tess: "I mean, it's the long way or the 'we're f*ckin' dead' way."
Ellie: "Well, I vote long way just based on that limited information."

Ellie Williams - Season 1 Episode 2

Ellie: "Can I have a gun?"
Joel: "Absolutely not."
Ellie: "Okay, Jesus. Fine. I'll have to throw a f*ckin' sandwich at them."

Ellie Williams - Season 1 Episode 2

Ellie: "There's not gonna be anything bad in here?"
Joel: "Just you."

Joel Miller - Season 1 Episode 2

Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "It's better than what I do."

Joel Miller - Season 1 Episode 1

Joel: "You keep going for family."
Ellie: "I'm not family?"
Joel: "No. You're cargo."

Joel Miller - Season 1

If you don't think there's hope for the world, why bother going on?

Ellie Williams - Season 1

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah! Go east."

Season 1

Ellie: "Everybody I've cared for, either died or left me."
Joel: "You have no idea what loss is."

Joel Miller - Season 1

What is the downside to eating a clock?
It's time consuming.

Joel Miller in The Last of Us - Part II

I'm gonna find - and I'm gonna kill - every last one of them.

Ellie Williams in The Last of Us - Part II

Ellie, you're treading on some mighty thin ice here.

Joel Miller

You know, as bad as those things are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me.

Bill

Tess: "Ellie, you okay?"
Ellie: "Other than sh-tting my pants... I'm fine."

Ellie

Joel: "Where'd you get the money for this?"
Sarah: "Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs."
Joel: "Oh good. You can start helpin' out with the mortgage, then."

Joel Miller

Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us - Left Behind

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Will Livingston in The Last of Us - Left Behind

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.

Will Livingston

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.

Will Livingston

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You sacrifice the few to save the many.

Joel Miller

All this music that's just sitting here. No one's around to listen to it. I don't know. Doesn't seem right.

Ellie Williams

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