Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"
Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"
Will: "What's so funny?"
Hilary: "Carlton just told a joke."
Will: "No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke."
A hard head makes for a soft behind.Philip Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Carlton: "If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?"
Will: "Your prom date?"
Vivian: "Excuse me. I'm looking for that store with the safari clothes. I can't remember the name, but I think there's some type of produce in it."
Vivian: "That's it. Thank you."
Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Congratulate me. It took all day, but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the "Save the Everglades" dinner tonight.Hilary Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Will: "Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep."
Uncle Phil: "You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet."
Carlton: "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
Will: "Aw, C... you're not big."
Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It's just your head.Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.GamblingGeoffrey Butler in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!HalloweenWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?Hilary Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91.Philip Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"
Phillip Banks: "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
Dr. Hoover: "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."
Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.Hilary Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I know you can hear me with ears that big.Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fifty bucks? I could take like... 25 women out to dinner!Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.Bad Pickup LinesWill Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight.Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Phillip Banks: "Geoffrey, bring me my tools."
Geoffrey: "Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?"
Now this is a story all about how
My life got twisted, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air!"
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything, I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought: "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!