The best Quotes from The Flintstones

Barney: "You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?"
Fred: "Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble, I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme!"
Barney: "I won't tell her, Fred."
Fred: "Thanks, pal."

Fred Flintstone

Fred: "How can you be so stupid?"
Barney: "Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry!"
Fred: "I'm sorry you're stupid."

Fred Flintstone

Sorry I'm late, had car trouble. I picked up a nail. [Shows everyone a bandaid on his dirty foot]

Fred Flintstone

Barney: "You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you."
Fred: "What a load of bunk. My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of 38."

Fred Flintstone

Fred: "Aww, she looks like a chip off the ol' block."
Barney: "Actually, more like a pebble off the ol' Flintstone."

Barney Rubble

Wilma: "It's been weeks since you had a good word for anybody or anything."
Fred: "Oh yeah, what about that thing I said about your mother last week?"
Wilma: "My mother?"
Fred: "I said, good riddance she lives 50 miles away."

Fred Flintstone - Season 3 Episode 8

We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world.

Fred Flintstone

Wilma: "I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us."
Fred: "At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again."
Wilma: "And that is more important to you than 20 years of friendship?"
Fred: "It is - on a hot day."

Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone: "Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone?"
Barney Rubble: "I don't know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home."

Barney Rubble - Season 2 Episode 4

Fred Flintstone: "I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?"
Pearl Slaghoople: "Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered."
Fred Flintstone: "Then let the doctor eat it."

Fred Flintstone - Season 2 Episode 25

And another thing. If you don't take that insulting commercial off the air, I'll sue, report you to the FCC, and... slap your face!

Wilma Flintstone - Season 1 Episode 28

He was a midget in the big house, see? And he tried to escape by wiggling through a mouse hole after lights out, but he outsmarted himself, see? 'Cause it wasn't a mouse hole, it was a light socket, and somebody turned the lights on.

Fred Flintstone - Season 2 Episode 4

Put daddy down, Bam Bam. Ouch! Not on the head!

Barney Rubble

Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of women?

Fred Flintstone

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Bam, bam, bam! Hit after hit though
Rocks in my wrist, so I call 'em the Flintstones

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TV is the best babysitter.

John Goodman

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I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

John Goodman

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When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

John Goodman

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a drought coming someday.

John Goodman

Let me tell you something - being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.

Halle Berry

The first step is clearly defining what it is you're after, because without knowing that, you'll never get it.

Halle Berry

If you set out to do something and you give it your all and it doesn't work out, be willing to modify your goal slightly. Have the ability to look in another direction. A small shift could guide you to the real purposes of your life.

Halle Berry

I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head.

Halle Berry

If you trust in yourself and fight for it until the end, your dreams will come true!

LISA

Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Positive Quotes

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

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I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

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What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

Stella in Winx Club - Season 1 Episode 9

Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Averell Dalton in Lucky Luke - Tortillas for the Daltons

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

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