The Finals - The funniest commentator Quotes

The Finals - The funniest commentator Quotes

The Finals is a first-person shooter by Nexon subsidiary Embark Studios. The game focuses on team-based matches and is commentated by AI-powered commentators, June and Scotty, who keep busting out hilarious Voice-Lines, Quotes and Jokes about the game.

I hope our contestants like the cold because the arena is a regular snowscape. Let's see who melts under pressure!
June
Scotty: "The Powerhouses will need to reboot. Team wiped."
June: "This round is becoming a bit of a fixer-upper for them."
June
That's a wrap for now, and even though the battle was virtual, our contestants' newfound fame is real!
Scotty
Scotty: "Misfortune for The Jet Setters. Team wiped."
June: "They'll be cooling their jets now, Scotty."
June
Scotty: "Ouch! The Kingfish suffered a wipeout."
June: "I guess the competition didn't have bigger fish to fry after all, Scotty."
June
We've got our first elimination, Scotty! Talk about making a solid first impression on our sponsors!
June
Scotty: "Welcome to Quick Cash! The team that tucks away enough money first triumphs!"
June: "Scotty said it! Let's see who's got the pace to ace this race!"
June
If wishes were fishes, there'd be more Kingfish in the arena. Only one contestant left for them.
Scotty
After that, I'm so fired up that I might consider a comeback!
Scotty
The Big Splash are starting a ripple effect. They're opening Vault 1.
Scotty
This is no swan song. The High Notes have started a cashout.
Welcome back to The Finals! The world's greatest game show! And this time we're virtually all in Las Vegas. There's no greater place to risk it all, or destroy a building or two, than under the glow of the neon lights.
Scotty
I hope the viewers at home are ready for a wild ride!
Scotty

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I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?
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Do any of you wanna talk about spirits? ...I'll assume that's a yes!
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You outlived your usefulness, now rest in peace!
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