The best Quotes from The Expendables

By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife!

Lee Christmas in The Expendables - 2

We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.

Barney Ross

Great, they got a small army. What have we got? [looks at Yin Yang] Four and a half men.

Hale Caesar

Sandra: "What are your names?"
Lee Christmas: "[points to himself] Buda..."
Lee Christmas: "[points to Barney] ...Pest"
Sandra: "Follow me, please."
Barney Ross: "Buda and Pest? Nice."

Being wealthy is very good. It allows people to be the real asswipes nature intended them to be.

James Munroe

Wealth & Richness

Hale Caesar: "What happened to you?"
Barney Ross: "I got my ass kicked."

I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts.

Tool

I once knew a man called Tool
To me, was the epitome of cool
He was good with a knife
Bad with a wife
But to think he could beat me
Dreaming he'd defeat me
Cool Tool
You gotta be a fool

Lee Christmas

Paine: "How many men you got?"
Barney Ross: "Just your mother!"

Yin Yang: "I need a raise."
Barney Ross: "Say what?"
Yin Yang: "I want it for my son."
Lee Christmas: "Since when did Yin Yang get a family?"
Yin Yang: "You don't ask, I don't tell."

You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. With this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero.

Hale Caesar

Trench: "Have you been sick? You've lost weight."
Barney Ross: "Whatever I've lost you've found, pal."

Fat People

Tool: "I got a great idea. Why don't you let me doodle, like, a Charlotte's web on your head? On the top of your head. You know, something different, something exciting. 'Cause you got one of them perfectly shaped domed, muscular heads. I could put a web on the top of the head. Maybe a pregnant Charlotte coming out of your ear, peeking around, making sure them bugs don't come inside. Her long legs dangling down your neck. Yeah. Sexy, right?"
Barney Ross: "Very sexy. He looks thrilled."

Paine: "Who sent you?"
Barney Ross: "Your hairdresser!"

Unlike people like her father, you, the Agency, you see life through a freaking keyhole because you let emotions cloud your judgment! Emotions are the cancer of the intellect!

James Munroe

Feelings & Emotions

Barney Ross: "What's wrong with this picture?"
Lee Christmas: "Everything."

You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin' chopped up all around us and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there and I know you didn't and you didn't either. Kinda feelin' like... dead too, ya know? My heads all very, very black place. Didn't believe in shit. Just goddamn Dracula black. I remember I got this bottle of this local shit they have over there. That slivovitz... I think that's what it was called. And I ain't feelin' no pain now... and I come up on this, uh... I come up on this overland bridge, and I see this... I see this... I see this woman standing there, ya know? And she's, uh... I stepped out and she saw me, and she's just lookin' right... right in my eyes. And I was lookin' right in her eyes, and I knew what she was gonna do. She looked at me, and I knew she was gonna jump. You know what I did, man? I just turned around I kept walkin'... until I heard that splash and she was gone. After... after taking all them lives, she was one that I could have saved, but I didn't, and... what I realized later on was if I'd have saved that woman, I might have saved what was left of my soul, ya know?

Tool

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Every champion was once a contender that refused to give up.

Sylvester Stallone

Motivation

I have great expectations for the future, because the past was highly overrated.

Sylvester Stallone

Past

Success is usually the culmination of controlling failure.

Sylvester Stallone

Success

You are what you leave behind.

Sylvester Stallone

President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.

Arnold Schwarzenegger - January 2021

Donald Trump

Marihuana? That's not a drug, it's a plant.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marijuana & Weed

Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success Motivation

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

Beer Milk

That's what divides one from a champion and one from not being a champion. If you can go through this pain barrier, you make it to be a champion, if you can´t go through, forget it.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron

Ambition

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Bruce Willis

Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.

Bruce Willis

Hair

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

Bruce Willis

Experience Past Remorse

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Chuck Norris

Men

I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you've got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.

Chuck Norris

I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You've got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.

Chuck Norris

When we drink a cup of coffee or spoon heated chicken noodle soup or chili out of a Styrofoam cup, we are also taking in small doses of chemicals that leach from the container. Heat activates this transfer, as does oil, acids and alcohol.

Chuck Norris

It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.

Chuck Norris

I've come from nowhere, and I'm not shy to go back.

Jason Statham

Revenge is a caustic thing. I say, Breathe in, breathe deeply, let it go.

Jason Statham

Revenge

People love stories about the mafia: "The Godfather", "American Gangster".

Jason Statham

The Godfather

You only get one shot in your life, and you might as well push yourself and try things!

Jason Statham

Motivation

Some of my favorite movies are action movies. You want something good to say. That comes from good writing. But writing is not a skill I possess, unfortunately.

Jason Statham

Action-Movies

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Alter in Apex Legends

One-Liners

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice

Wealth & Richness

Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

Chef in South Park - Season 6 Episode 2

Fat People

Emotions are most dangerous when silenced.

Hwei, the Visionary in League of Legends

Feelings & Emotions

I don't have friends, I have family.

Dominic Toretto in Fast and Furious

Friendship Family

"We have laws for these things."
"Until they fail. Then you have me."

Clay in The Beekeeper

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell in Top Gun

Of all the threats from both your past and future. You've never faced anything like this.

Optimus Primal in Transformers - 7: Rise of the Beasts

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