The best Quotes from The Expendables

I now pronounce you man and knife.

We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.

Great, they got a small army. What have we got? [looks at Yin Yang] Four and a half men.

Sandra: "What are your names?"
Lee Christmas: "[points to himself] Buda..."
Lee Christmas: "[points to Barney] ...Pest"
Sandra: "Follow me, please."
Barney Ross: "Buda and Pest? Nice."

Being wealthy is very good. It allows people to be the real asswipes nature intended them to be.

Hale Caesar: "What happened to you?"
Barney Ross: "I got my ass kicked."

I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts.

I once knew a man called Tool
To me, was the epitome of cool
He was good with a knife
Bad with a wife
But to think he could beat me
Dreaming he'd defeat me
Cool Tool
You gotta be a fool

Paine: "How many men you got?"
Barney Ross: "Just your mother!"

Yin Yang: "I need a raise."
Barney Ross: "Say what?"
Yin Yang: "I want it for my son."
Lee Christmas: "Since when did Yin Yang get a family?"
Yin Yang: "You don't ask, I don't tell."

You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. With this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero.

Trench: "Have you been sick? You've lost weight."
Barney Ross: "Whatever I've lost you've found, pal."

Tool: "I got a great idea. Why don't you let me doodle, like, a Charlotte's web on your head? On the top of your head. You know, something different, something exciting. 'Cause you got one of them perfectly shaped domed, muscular heads. I could put a web on the top of the head. Maybe a pregnant Charlotte coming out of your ear, peeking around, making sure them bugs don't come inside. Her long legs dangling down your neck. Yeah. Sexy, right?"
Barney Ross: "Very sexy. He looks thrilled."

Paine: "Who sent you?"
Barney Ross: "Your hairdresser!"

Unlike people like her father, you, the Agency, you see life through a freaking keyhole because you let emotions cloud your judgment! Emotions are the cancer of the intellect!

Barney Ross: "What's wrong with this picture?"
Lee Christmas: "Everything."

You remember that time we was up in Bosnia? We took down them Serb bad boys? All our guys were gettin' chopped up all around us and there was blood everywhere. I never though I was gonna make it out of there and I know you didn't and you didn't either. Kinda feelin' like... dead too, ya know? My heads all very, very black place. Didn't believe in shit. Just goddamn Dracula black. I remember I got this bottle of this local shit they have over there. That slivovitz... I think that's what it was called. And I ain't feelin' no pain now... and I come up on this, uh... I come up on this overland bridge, and I see this... I see this... I see this woman standing there, ya know? And she's, uh... I stepped out and she saw me, and she's just lookin' right... right in my eyes. And I was lookin' right in her eyes, and I knew what she was gonna do. She looked at me, and I knew she was gonna jump. You know what I did, man? I just turned around I kept walkin'... until I heard that splash and she was gone. After... after taking all them lives, she was one that I could have saved, but I didn't, and... what I realized later on was if I'd have saved that woman, I might have saved what was left of my soul, ya know?