The best Quotes from The Emperor's New Groove

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You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult.

The Emperor's New Groove, by Kuzco
 
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Pacha: "We shook hands on it!"
Kuzco: "You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is you need hands."

The Emperor's New Groove, by Kuzco
 
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Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And let me guess, you have a great personality.

The Emperor's New Groove, by Kuzco
 
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Pacha: "What happened?"
Old Man: "Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove."
Pacha: "What?"
Old Man: "His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window."
Pacha: "Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today."
Old Man: "Don't throw off his groove!"

The Emperor's New Groove
 
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This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.

The Emperor's New Groove, by Kuzco
 
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Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?

The Emperor's New Groove, by Kuzco
 
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Yzma: "Why, I practically raised him."
Kronk: "Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better."
Yzma: "Yeah, go figure."

The Emperor's New Groove, by Yzma
 
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Ha! You really should have thought about that before you became peasants.

The Emperor's New Groove, by Yzma
 
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Just think of it as you're being let go. That your life's going in a different direction. That your body's part of a permanent outplacement.

The Emperor's New Groove, by Yzma
 
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Pacha: "I thought you were a changed man."
Kuzco: "Come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the palace."
Pacha: "So all of it was a lie?"

The Emperor's New Groove, by Pacha
 
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Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel.

The Emperor's New Groove
 
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Yzma: "Take him out and finish the job now!"
Kronk: "What about dinner?"
Yzma: "Kronk, this kind of important."
Kronk: "How about dessert?"
Yzma: "Well, I suppose there's time for dessert."
Kronk: "And coffee?"
Yzma: "All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out and finish the job!"

The Emperor's New Groove, by Yzma
 
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How shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or... to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!

The Emperor's New Groove, by Yzma
 
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