You know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult.
The Emperor's New Groove, by KuzcoPacha: "We shook hands on it!"
Kuzco: "You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is you need hands."
Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And let me guess, you have a great personality.
The Emperor's New Groove, by KuzcoPacha: "What happened?"
Old Man: "Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove."
Pacha: "What?"
Old Man: "His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window."
Pacha: "Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today."
Old Man: "Don't throw off his groove!"
This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
The Emperor's New Groove, by KuzcoWhoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?
The Emperor's New Groove, by KuzcoYzma: "Why, I practically raised him."
Kronk: "Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better."
Yzma: "Yeah, go figure."
Ha! You really should have thought about that before you became peasants.
The Emperor's New Groove, by YzmaJust think of it as you're being let go. That your life's going in a different direction. That your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
The Emperor's New Groove, by YzmaPacha: "I thought you were a changed man."
Kuzco: "Come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the palace."
Pacha: "So all of it was a lie?"
Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel.
The Emperor's New GrooveYzma: "Take him out and finish the job now!"
Kronk: "What about dinner?"
Yzma: "Kronk, this kind of important."
Kronk: "How about dessert?"
Yzma: "Well, I suppose there's time for dessert."
Kronk: "And coffee?"
Yzma: "All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out and finish the job!"
How shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or... to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
The Emperor's New Groove, by Yzma