The best Quotes from The Christmas Chronicles

Kate: "We have to hang the stockings and make the eggnog. It just won't be Christmas without it!"
Claire: "Oh, honey, there is more to Christmas than all that stuff."

Belsnickel: "The only thing you ever cared about was your stupid holiday."
Santa: "That stupid holiday makes billions of people feel love and happiness."

Christmas spirit is more powerful than you could ever imagine. People need Christmas to remind themselves of how good they can be!

Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.

The village houses over a million elves. Now, if you combine Amazon, FedEx, the postal service, and UPS with every manufacturing company in the world, and they quadrupled their output for an entire year, well, you just might be getting close to what we can accomplish here in Santa's Village in a single day.

I don't go "Ho-ho-ho". That's a myth. Fake news!

Kate: "Why don't you try the waterslide? Looks pretty fun."
Jack: "And risk breaking my nose? It's one of my best features."

What kind of person would wanna spend the best holiday of the year sitting on the hot beach with fruity umbrella drinks?

Santa, I know it's probably too late to write a letter, and the Wi-Fi here stinks. But if you're listening, I want to amend my Christmas wish.

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it.

All I ever wanted to be was happy.

The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

The ability to remain calm and focused in stressful situations is central to making positive decisions.

Getting older is a fact of life.

Whether you're successful or not, you'll never actually feel the joys of accomplishment unless you love yourself. Success can be very difficult to deal with. You have to stay in the center. If you let your success define you, then you're really just setting yourself up for failure.

One way to feel good about yourself is to love yourself... to take care of yourself.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what helps to keep a family together over the long haul.

Spring is coming, but the air is chilled
It reminds me of the winter fires we would always build
Hiding from the cold is always warmer in your arms
Whenever you are kissing me, it is Christmas in my heart

January always brought me down
All the magic of December
Is like a circus leaving town
All I wanna do is to follow it around
Cause everybody wishes it was Christmas all year 'round

Lord Blackadder: "Ah, Melchett! Greetings! I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp."
Lord Melchett: "And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder. May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down."

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.

Don't be surprised if you wake up in a big brown bag one day. That only means that Santa finally fulfilled my wish.

I heard there's an old man going around offering gifts to children without asking for compensation. Is that what you call an act of kindness? Fascinating.

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.