Kate: "We have to hang the stockings and make the eggnog. It just won't be Christmas without it!"
Claire: "Oh, honey, there is more to Christmas than all that stuff."
Claire: "Oh, honey, there is more to Christmas than all that stuff."
Claire Pierce
1Belsnickel: "The only thing you ever cared about was your stupid holiday."
Santa: "That stupid holiday makes billions of people feel love and happiness."
Santa: "That stupid holiday makes billions of people feel love and happiness."
Santa Claus
Christmas spirit is more powerful than you could ever imagine. People need Christmas to remind themselves of how good they can be!
Santa Claus
Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.
Santa Claus
The village houses over a million elves. Now, if you combine Amazon, FedEx, the postal service, and UPS with every manufacturing company in the world, and they quadrupled their output for an entire year, well, you just might be getting close to what we can accomplish here in Santa's Village in a single day.
Santa Claus
I don't go "Ho-ho-ho". That's a myth. Fake news!
Santa Claus
Kate: "Why don't you try the waterslide? Looks pretty fun."
Jack: "And risk breaking my nose? It's one of my best features."
Jack: "And risk breaking my nose? It's one of my best features."
Jack Booker
What kind of person would wanna spend the best holiday of the year sitting on the hot beach with fruity umbrella drinks?
Kate Pierce
Santa, I know it's probably too late to write a letter, and the Wi-Fi here stinks. But if you're listening, I want to amend my Christmas wish.
Kate Pierce