The best Quotes from The Boss Baby

The difference between try and triumph is just a little "umph"!

We babies are having a crisis, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies!

Tim: "That's my special song! My parents wrote it just for me."
Ted Jr.: "Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?"
Tim: "No, Ted and Janice! You don't even know their names!"

Childhood doesn't last forever but family sure does!

Bottom line, I'm either a baby here or an adult in jail.

I'm a lot taller in my mind.

Mom: "All babies are different, Tim."
Dad: "And each one is special."
Tim: "He's taking over the whole house!"
Mom: "Are you taking over the house? Yes, you are. Yes, you are."

We may be small, but we're about to teach grown ups a big lesson.

Boss Baby: "I can't do this without you, Tim. I need you."
Tim: "I guess we do make a pretty good team."
Boss Baby: "No, literally... I can't reach the doorknobs."

You can't be fired from your own family. Can you?

The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.

When I was a kid the days lasted forever, but the years, well they went by so fast. Before you know it you're all grown up. It even happened to me.

My name is Tim. I have the greatest parents ever. It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day...