The best Quotes from The Boss Baby

The difference between try and triumph is just a little "umph"!

We babies are having a crisis, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to. Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies!

Tim: "That's my special song! My parents wrote it just for me."
Ted Jr.: "Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?"
Tim: "No, Ted and Janice! You don't even know their names!"

Childhood doesn't last forever but family sure does!

Bottom line, I'm either a baby here or an adult in jail.

I'm a lot taller in my mind.

Mom: "All babies are different, Tim."
Dad: "And each one is special."
Tim: "He's taking over the whole house!"
Mom: "Are you taking over the house? Yes, you are. Yes, you are."

We may be small, but we're about to teach grown ups a big lesson.

Boss Baby: "I can't do this without you, Tim. I need you."
Tim: "I guess we do make a pretty good team."
Boss Baby: "No, literally... I can't reach the doorknobs."

You can't be fired from your own family. Can you?

The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.

When I was a kid the days lasted forever, but the years, well they went by so fast. Before you know it you're all grown up. It even happened to me.

My name is Tim. I have the greatest parents ever. It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day...

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime.

I have mixed drinks about my feelings.

And so I grew from colt to stallion, as wild and as reckless as thunder over the land. Racing with the eagle, soaring with the wind. Flying? There were times I believed I could.

I remember the sun, the sky, and the wind calling my name in a time when we ran free.

They say my mother was one of the greatest to ever ride. And even though she's been gone since I was a baby, there are still moments where I can feel her spirit.

Fiona: "It talks?"
Shrek: "Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick."

Donkey: "So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?"
Shrek: "In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her."
Donkey: "I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek."

Shrek: "Ogres are like onions."
Donkey: "They stink?"
Shrek: "No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers."

You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the 'present'."

Stand back, I'm gonna kick my butt!

Inner peace.
Inner peace.
Dinner, please.
Dinner with peas
in a sesame soy glaze.
This is not working at all!

This is Berk. Boasting the kind of balmy, fun-in-the-sun climate that will give you frostbite on your spleen.

Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the stall. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself - what could possibly go wrong?

Most people would leave. Not us. We're Vikings. We have stubbornness issues.

Happiness is inside all of us. Sometimes you just need someone to help you find it.

Barry: "How about a suicide pact?"
Vanessa: "How do we do it?"
Barry: "I'll sting you, you step on me."
Vanessa: "That just kills you twice."

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Who can deny the heart that is yearning?

We are the world's first family... the Croods! Dad always says, "the pack stays together."

But the problem is the safest place for me is on Toothless.

Vikings are strong, tough, and courageous. But courage is a funny thing. Many are born with it. For some, it's a never-ending struggle, and for others, well, they just don't know enough to be afraid.

You save me, I save you! That's the way it is!

There's a benefit about losing: you get to learn from your mistakes.

I guess destiny is not the path given to us, but the path we choose for ourselves.

I love being on my own. No rules, no responsibilities... it's as good as it sounds.

Are you telling me that you stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?

Rameses: "Come on, Moses, admit it. You've always looked up to me."
Moses: "Yes, but it's not much of a view!"

Look at your people, Moses. They are free.

Brother, you're safe now, and safe may you stay. For I have a prayer just for you: grow, baby brother, come back someday. Come and deliver us, too...

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.