Howard: "We need a hot fifteen-year-old asian girl with a thing for smart guys."
Penny: "What?"
Leonard: "Howard, that's racist! Any fifteen-year-old girl will do the trick."
Rajesh: "It's possible she may have missunderstood us."
Penny: "What?"
Leonard: "Howard, that's racist! Any fifteen-year-old girl will do the trick."
Rajesh: "It's possible she may have missunderstood us."
Rajesh Koothrappali - Season 1 Episode 12
1Engineering - where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science!
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 12
Penny: "Wow, a girl scientist."
Leslie: "Yep, come for the breast, stay for the brains."
Leslie: "Yep, come for the breast, stay for the brains."
Leslie Winkle - Season 1 Episode 5
3You're asking me to use my superior intellect in a tawdry competition. Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 13
10Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."
Leonard Hofstadter - Season 1 Episode 5
8Leonard: "Well, do you have any ideas?"
Sheldon: "Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring."
Sheldon: "Yeah, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a power ring."
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 2
5I've spent the past three-and-a-half years staring at greaseboards full of equations; before that, I spent four years working on my thesis; before that, I was in college, and before that... I was in the fifth grade.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 4
4Leonard: "Anyway, I was thinking more of a bio-social exploration with a neuro-chemical overlay."
Leslie: "Wait, are you asking me out?"
Leslie: "Wait, are you asking me out?"
Leslie Winkle - Season 1 Episode 3
2Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.
Howard Wolowitz - Season 1 Episode 3
6Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted, smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so you don't crash into Geek Mountain again.
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 3
6Leonard: "Sorry 'bout your car, by the way."
Penny: "Oh no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window."
Leonard: "The poor guy on the bike."
Penny: "Oh no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window."
Leonard: "The poor guy on the bike."
Leonard Hofstadter - Season 1 Episode 3
Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 2
25Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."
Sheldon Cooper - Season 1 Episode 2
9Sheldon: "Hey, look, I found my missing neutrino."
Howard: "Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton..."
Howard: "Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton..."
Howard Wolowitz - Season 2 Episode 4
2Leoanrd: "Is this the high-IQ spermbank?"
Woman: "If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!"
Woman: "If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!"
Leonard Hofstadter - Season 1 Episode 1
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