The best Quotes from The Avengers

Iron Man: "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
Captain America: "What?"
Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Bruce Banner: "If we do this, how do we know it’s going to end any differently than it did before?"
Black Widow: "Even if there’s a small chance that we can undo this. I mean we owe it to everyone who’s not in this room to try."

Iron Man: "Romanoff. You and Banner better not be playing 'hide the zucchini'."
Black Widow: "Relax, shellhead. Not all of us can fly."

Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."

Captain America: "Tony, we need a plan of attack."
Tony Stark: "I have a plan, attack!"

You should fight one another for the honor of leadership.

Who hasn't been to space? You better not throw up on my ship!

Peter Quill: "I'm gonna ask you this one time - where is Gamora?"
Tony Stark: "Yeah, I'll do you one better - who is Gamora?"
Drax: "I'll do you one better - why is Gamora?"

I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

Target acquired. Target engaged. Target angry!

Steve Rogers: "This is a nightmare."
Black Widow: "I've had better nightmares."

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

Of the poeple in this room, who is wearing A: a strangly outfit and is B: not of use?

In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret Shield has ever tried to hide... Blueberry?

Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke... Harlem.

Thor: "Have care how u speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he's from Asgard and he's my brother."
Black Widow: "He killed 80 people in 2 days."
Thor: "He's adopted..."

Thor: "Do you see yourself above them?"
Loki: "Oh yes."
Thor: "Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother."

Swear that if Thanos comes for me, you'll kill me. Swear on your mother!

Scarlet Witch: "You took everything from me."
Thanos: "I don't even know who you are."
Scarlet Witch: "You will."

Everybody’s afraid of something.

We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.

I'm always picking up after you boys.

You didn't see that coming?

The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense.

If I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket I'd sleep better, I suppose.

I see better from a distance.

Thanos did what exactly he said he was gonna do. He wiped out 50% of all living creatures.

Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites and... try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.

It's alright. I love you.