The best Quotes of The Addams Family

"He has my father's eyes."
"Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."

Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"

Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.