The best Quotes of The Addams Family

The best Quotes of The Addams Family

Here you can find the best Quotes of The Addams Family, a fictional household created by American cartoonist Charles Addams. In December 2022, a series about the family's daughter, Wednesday Addams, has been released.

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Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."
Morticia Addams - Addams Family Values
Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."
Wednesday Addams - Addams Family Values
Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."
Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"
Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.
Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."
Gomez: "Children, why do you hate the baby?"
Pugsley: "We don't hate him. We just want to play with him."
Wednesday: "Especially his head."
Wednesday Addams - Addams Family Values
It's getting dark in this little heart of mine.
"Where is that baby?"
"Which part?"
Dear mother and father,

I hate you.

Love, Wednesday
You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller." And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground!

Quotes about The Addams Family

Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?
We were all such odd characters, even though we were a really functional family, in a way, as eccentric and crazy as we were. And it was such a wonderful feeling amongst us of being a family almost. We were "The Addams Family!"

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Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."
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This story is about to take a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes myteriously failed at my eighth birthdays party.
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Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.
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I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
Morticia: "That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?"
Wednesday: "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
I cried my little black heart out. But tears don't fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again.
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
I act as if I don't care if people dislike me. Deep down, I actually enjoy it.
Marylin Thornhill: "I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome."
Wednesday: "She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor... in her sleep."
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
Time travel is a fantasy we all have. The 'Back to the Future' series really exploits that wish.
It was 1976, and I was acting off-Broadway with a pair of Canadians: Victor Garber and Gale Garnett. The play was called 'Cracks,' and Martin Sherman, the man who wrote it, went on a few years later to have a giant hit with 'Bent.' But not this time around. Opening night was a disaster.
Every role I get is always a challenge. I can read a script and say, 'Oh, I can do that!' and then when I start working on it, I suddenly realize that I had no idea what I was getting into. Then I have to really work hard!
There's something overwhelming about being in raw nature. It's got an aura about it is that is really kind of majestic and spiritual.
Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day... or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.
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Larissa: "So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer, even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed."
Donovan: "I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?"
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Wednesday: "So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?"
Xavier: "Most people just say 'thank you'."
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Morticia: "Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color."
Enid: "Wow, what happens to you?"
Wednesday: "I break out into hives, and then the flesh peels off my bones."
Wednesday Addams in Wednesday - Season 1 Episode 1
It's an interesting combination: Having a great fear of being alone, and having a desperate need for solitude and the solitary experience. That's always been a tug of war for me.
I've only been to Dublin once, and I had a great time. I got completely soaked because it was rainy.
I'm a technician. I don't go for the get-into-the-role stuff. I read the lines and play the scenes.
'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.
Finally, you will be among pears who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.
This is why you never go to New Jersey!
The first rule of being a ninja is: Do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!
When you discover you're riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
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Miss Addams, you sadly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.
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