The best Quotes of The Addams Family

Here you can find the best Quotes of The Addams Family, a fictional household created by American cartoonist Charles Addams. In December 2022, a series about the family's daughter, Wednesday Addams, has been released.

The best Quotes of The Addams FamilyImage-Source: Netflix

Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

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Gomez: "He has my father's eyes."
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

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Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Grandmother: "Boys?"
Wednesday: "Homocide."

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Uncle Fester: "Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on, old man, I've smoked since I was 5 - Mother insisted."

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Wednesday: "Pass the salt."
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "Now!"

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Don't torture yourself, Gomez - that's my job.

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Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

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Living under this roof is all the torment you'll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can't play by those rules anymore.

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Morticia: "How was school?"
Pugsley: "Terrible. Especially history."
Wednesday: "Yeah, they never tell us anything interesting. Like, how many heads they chopped off in the French Revolution."

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Gomez: "Children, why do you hate the baby?"
Pugsley: "We don't hate him. We just want to play with him."
Wednesday: "Especially his head."

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It's getting dark in this little heart of mine.

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"Where is that baby?"
"Which part?"

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Dear mother and father,

I hate you.

Love, Wednesday

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You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, "Do not trust the Pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller." And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground!

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