Adam (child): "Wait. Bullet? You were shot?"
Adam (adult): "No, I was stabbed with a bullet. What do you think, moron?"
If I wanted to hurt you, I would have. If I'm being honest with myself, you have a very punchable face.The Adam Project, by Adam Reed
Ellie: "I love you, honey."
Adam: "I love you too, Mom. More than I know."
Adam: "Make good choises, okay?"
Ellie: "Said the boy who got suspended."
Ellie: "I don't think it's a date."
Adam: "Your dress thinks it is."
Ellie: "It's the third time you've been suspended for fighting."
Adam: "You'd think I'd be better at it by now."
Adam: "He was giving me crap in front of the whole class. I couldn't just take it."
Ellie: "He's twice your size."
Adam: "Everyone is twice my size. I've seen babies bigger than me."
Who talks like that? Did you order, like, a "Bully Starter Kit" on Amazon or somethin'? I mean, do you even hear yourself?The Adam Project, by Adam Reed
"You know I can track your jump."
Adam: "Yeah, but you know that I know that. So one of us doesn't know something else, right?"