The best Quotes from That '90s Show

The best Quotes from That '90s Show

That '90s Show is an American television period teen sitcom that serves as the successor/sequel to That '70s Show. Set during the summer of 1995, featuring characters and locales that debuted in its predecessor, it debuted on Netflix on January 19, 2023. In February 2023, the series was renewed for a second season.

Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."

Red Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

I guess I have done some crazy things. One time at the beach, a seagull stole my sandwich, and, under my breath, I called her "b*tch".

Leia Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past twelve years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose.

Nate Runck - Season 1 Episode 1

Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b*tch!

Red Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

Eric: "Are her parents home?"
Leia: "No, but her older brother is."
Kitty: "Honey, you're really not helping your case."

Kitty Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

Gwen: "Sorry. I love making people feel uncomfortable."
Leia: "You're really good at it."

Leia Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

Eric: "Know what the worst part is? I should be treasuring time with Leia. Instead, I mean, I can't wait for it to end."
Kitty: "Oh, sweetie. It ends when you die."

Kitty Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."

Eric Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

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Why, I bet you're a holy terror on the basketball court. I hear you got your mom's jump shot and your dad's... last name.

Red Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

Nate: "This whiny v*gina music is bumming me out!"
Gwen: "Me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it Whiny V*gina."
Nate: "I'm gonna start a band and call it That's Stupid."

Nate Runck - Season 1 Episode 1

Master Yoda was a puppet from a fake world with some guy's hand up his butt.

Leia Forman - Season 1 Episode 1

I brought you some fresh Florida oranges. I used 'em as a pillow on the plane. So if you find any curly hairs in there, that's me.

Bob Pinciotti - Season 1

Red: "It's gonna be a long day."
Bob: "Hey there, hi there, ho there!"
Red: "Aaand it just got longer."

Red Forman - Season 1

That is a great idea. Because when you stand behind your kids, it's easier... to put your foot in their a-s.

Red Forman - Season 1

I'm a pretty big deal in Debate Club. That's not up for debate! ...Yeah, I'm not popular.

Leia Forman - Season 1

Kitty: "I have to make a shopping list. The kids are gonna want snacks."
Red: "Don't feed them, Kitty! That's how it started the first time."

Red Forman - Season 1

I'm going to get Fritos, Tostitos, Doritos... all the "itos". I am back, baby!

Kitty Forman - Season 1

Nate: "Wow, look, Nik. A shooting star. Make a wish!"
Nikki: "That's a firework, babe."

Season 1

Nikki: "Do you wanna hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy? He's a gorilla!"
Nate: "It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow."

Season 1

I love having the house full again. It just fills me with joy.

Kitty Forman - Season 1

If you're worried about fitting in with everyone else, you found the people who don't fit in.

Gwen - Season 1

If they go in my room, my foot goes in their a-s!

Red Forman - Season 1

Red: "Lights on, shirts on, and no dancing!"
Leia: "No dancing. You're like the guy from Footloose."

Leia Forman - Season 1

Red: "Get out!"
Kitty: "We never lock the sliding door."
Red: "We do now."

Red Forman - Season 1

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