The food and the people in Thailand never let you down and Bangkok is an astonishing place - the culture's lovely and gentle.
Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.
It's been more than 10 years since my mate came out of the room with tears in his eyes, screming: "It's a boy! It's a boy!"
We've never been to Thailand again.
We've never been to Thailand again.
They say that a kingdom is like a pyramid: the king on top and the people below. But in this country, it's upside down.
Thailand was built on compassion.
My new girlfriend vom Thailand told me: "Having a tiny d-ck is no problem!"
Still, I'd prefer her not having one.
Still, I'd prefer her not having one.
C-Note: "What the hell is up with you and Thailand, huh?"
T-Bag: "Black-market surgery, anonymous transplant donors, 'hes' dressed like 'shes'. What's there not to like?"
T-Bag: "Black-market surgery, anonymous transplant donors, 'hes' dressed like 'shes'. What's there not to like?"
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1Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Thailand - and that's practically the same thing.
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8You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.
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13We are captives of our own identities, living in prisons of our own creation.
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If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
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3If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.
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Life is too short to learn German.
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1We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.
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