The best Quotes and Sayings about Thailand

The food and the people in Thailand never let you down and Bangkok is an astonishing place - the culture's lovely and gentle.

Shopping in Thailand is super cheap and generally high quality. Bangkok is also safe. If you see anybody wearing camouflage holding a machete, don't be scared. They sell coconuts.

It's been more than 10 years since my mate came out of the room with tears in his eyes, screming: "It's a boy! It's a boy!"
We've never been to Thailand again.

They say that a kingdom is like a pyramid: the king on top and the people below. But in this country, it's upside down.

Thailand was built on compassion.

My new girlfriend vom Thailand told me: "Having a tiny d-ck is no problem!"
Still, I'd prefer her not having one.

C-Note: "What the hell is up with you and Thailand, huh?"
T-Bag: "Black-market surgery, anonymous transplant donors, 'hes' dressed like 'shes'. What's there not to like?"