The best Quotes and Sayings about Texas

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Texas

You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.

Davy Crockett
 
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Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians.

Henry Rollins
 
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I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults.

Molly Ivins
 
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I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Molly Ivins
 
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When rough times have fallen upon our state in the past, Texans have always responded with generosity and an eagerness to help. The compassionate response to the fires has proven that this community spirit is alive and well.

Randy Neugebauer
 
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world because God had put me on the ground in Texas. I actually felt sorry for those poor little kids that had to be born in Oklahoma or England or some place. I knew I was living in the best place in the world.

Tommy Lee Jones
 
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The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.

O. Henry
 
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To me, it's really the heart of Texas. You don't know the Lone Star State until you've experienced Gruene Hall.

Miranda Lambert
 
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Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.

Dan Rather
 
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I left Germany 20 years ago and I became a Texan.

Dirk Nowitzki
 
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You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.

Davy Crockett
 
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Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.

Janis Joplin
 
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

Funny QuotesGeorge Carlin
 
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I feel very at home in L.A., I think, because it's dry, and there's sun, like the West Texas I grew up in.

Los AngelesStephen Graham Jones
 
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I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.

CaliforniaSheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 7
 
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In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'

George W. Bush
 
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Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.

John Steinbeck
 
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