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The best Quotes and Sayings about Texas

Quote by Tommy Lee Jones

I felt like the luckiest kid in the world because God had put me on the ground in Texas. I actually felt sorry for those poor little kids that had to be born in Oklahoma or England or some place. I knew I was living in the best place in the world.

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Quote by O. Henry

The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.

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Quote by Dan Rather

Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.

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Quote by Dirk Nowitzki

I left Germany 20 years ago and I became a Texan.

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Quote by Davy Crockett

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.

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Quote by Janis Joplin

Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.

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Quote by George Carlin

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

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Quote by Stephen Graham Jones

I feel very at home in L.A., I think, because it's dry, and there's sun, like the West Texas I grew up in.

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Quote by Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 9

I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 7

The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 5

In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.

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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from Young Sheldon in Season 1 Episode 1

Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

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