Quotes and Sayings about Texas

Quotes and Sayings about Texas

Yeehaw, welcome to Texas, the state of superlatives! Everything's bigger here, from the hats to the hearts of the people. Texans are famous for their warm hospitality and pride in their homeland. Whether you're wandering through the endless prairies or partying in vibrant cities like Austin and Dallas, Texas will captivate you with its unique charm. And don't forget the barbecue – the best meat in the world can be found here! So, put on your cowboy boots and get ready for an unforgettable journey through '"he Lone Star State!"

Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.
1
Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.
Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 1
1
When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.
"Did you grow up in Texas?"
Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."
Sheldon: "Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?"
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."
Amy: "Lino's reinventing Thanksgiving."
Zora: "Oh, good. 'Cause if there's anything Texans love, it's different sh-t."
From Scratch - Season 1
Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
Bowling for Soup - Ohio (Come Back to Texas), Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve
In Texas, it's football. In Georgia, football. There's an appreciation from the average person about football more than anywhere else. And we have that for basketball in New York. And we'll always have that in New York.
Lila: "So, Richter, why are you such a nihilist?"
Richter: "A what?"
Lila: "I mean, anyone who blasts diesel into the atmosphere like that, truly gives zero f-s about like anything."
Richter: "I'm a Texan. I don't like people telling me what to do. Especially smug, self-righteous, rich, city folk."
In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.
Are you really a Texan? I mean, really? If I have a headache, I'd put bacon around an Aspirin before I take it.
RJ Scott
Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest.
Don't mess with Texas!
Texas has long been known as the nation's largest energy producer, but we are equally proud of our distinction as the nation's leading energy innovator.
You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians.
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults.
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.
When rough times have fallen upon our state in the past, Texans have always responded with generosity and an eagerness to help. The compassionate response to the fires has proven that this community spirit is alive and well.
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world because God had put me on the ground in Texas. I actually felt sorry for those poor little kids that had to be born in Oklahoma or England or some place. I knew I was living in the best place in the world.
The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.
To me, it's really the heart of Texas. You don't know the Lone Star State until you've experienced Gruene Hall.
Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'
Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
I feel very at home in L.A., I think, because it's dry, and there's sun, like the West Texas I grew up in.
In Texas, there is a certain honor of being a Texan that is doing something the best that you can.
I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.
Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 7
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.
Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 5
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking".
Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Texas - and that's pretty much the same thing.

You might like these Quotes aswell

I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.
Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 2
1
It really is possible to disagree with someone's policies without hating them. Grown-ups can do that.
Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a difficult moment for America. I, unfortunately, will be going back to Washington after my remarks. Today we've had a national tragedy. Two airplanes have crashed into the World Trade Center in an apparent terrorist attack on our country.
George W. Bush - September 2001
Life is a series of commas, not periods.
Let your tongue speak what your heart thinks.
The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled.
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. They're underused.
While only one day of the year is dedicated solely to honoring our veterans, Americans must never forget the sacrifices that many of our fellow countrymen have made to defend our country and protect our freedoms.
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
This brokenness inside me might start healing
Out here it’s like I'm someone else
I thought that maybe I could find myself
If I could just come in, I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me
Miranda Lambert - The House That Built Me, Album: Revolution
Democracy functions best when we have an active citizenry.
1
Everyone says I'm like the girl next door... y'all must have really weird neighbors!
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Bowling for Soup - Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day

Related pages to Texas

The best Quotes from Young SheldonYoung SheldonThe best Quotes by Molly IvinsMolly IvinsThe best Quotes from Texas Chainsaw MassacreTexas Chainsaw MassacreThe best Quotes by Janis JoplinJanis JoplinThe best Quotes by George W. BushGeorge W. BushThe best Quotes by Matthew McConaugheyMatthew McConaugheyThe best Quotes by Davy CrockettDavy CrockettThe best Quotes by Ross PerotRoss PerotThe best Quotes by Dan RatherDan RatherThe best Quotes by Tommy Lee JonesTommy Lee Jones