Quotes and Sayings about Texas

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 1

When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon - Season 4 Episode 8

"Did you grow up in Texas?"
Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon - Season 2 Episode 13

Sheldon: "Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?"
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon - Season 2 Episode 9

Oklahoma

Amy: "Lino's reinventing Thanksgiving."
Zora: "Oh, good. 'Cause if there's anything Texans love, it's different sh-t."

From Scratch - Season 1

Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway

Bowling for Soup - Ohio (Come Back to Texas), Album: A Hangover You Don’t Deserve

In Texas, it's football. In Georgia, football. There's an appreciation from the average person about football more than anywhere else. And we have that for basketball in New York. And we'll always have that in New York.

Kenny Smith

Basketball American Football Georgia

Lila: "So, Richter, why are you such a nihilist?"
Richter: "A what?"
Lila: "I mean, anyone who blasts diesel into the atmosphere like that, truly gives zero f-s about like anything."
Richter: "I'm a Texan. I don't like people telling me what to do. Especially smug, self-righteous, rich, city folk."

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2022

In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.

Kelly Clarkson

Jeans

Are you really a Texan? I mean, really? If I have a headache, I'd put bacon around an Aspirin before I take it.

RJ Scott

Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest.

Tom Landry

American Football

Don't mess with Texas!

Texas has long been known as the nation's largest energy producer, but we are equally proud of our distinction as the nation's leading energy innovator.

Rick Perry

You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.

Davy Crockett

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians.

Henry Rollins

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults.

Molly Ivins

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Molly Ivins

When rough times have fallen upon our state in the past, Texans have always responded with generosity and an eagerness to help. The compassionate response to the fires has proven that this community spirit is alive and well.

Randy Neugebauer

I felt like the luckiest kid in the world because God had put me on the ground in Texas. I actually felt sorry for those poor little kids that had to be born in Oklahoma or England or some place. I knew I was living in the best place in the world.

Tommy Lee Jones

The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.

O. Henry

To me, it's really the heart of Texas. You don't know the Lone Star State until you've experienced Gruene Hall.

Miranda Lambert

Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.

Dan Rather

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'

Ross Perot

Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.

Janis Joplin

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

George Carlin

Funny Quotes

I feel very at home in L.A., I think, because it's dry, and there's sun, like the West Texas I grew up in.

Stephen Graham Jones

Los Angeles

In Texas, there is a certain honor of being a Texan that is doing something the best that you can.

Matthew McConaughey

I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.

Sheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 9

California

The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 7

In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 5

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking".

George W. Bush

Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.

John Steinbeck

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Texas - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 2

Solitude & Loneliness

It really is possible to disagree with someone's policies without hating them. Grown-ups can do that.

Molly Ivins

Opinions

Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2003

Mexico

On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone.

Janis Joplin

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a difficult moment for America. I, unfortunately, will be going back to Washington after my remarks. Today we've had a national tragedy. Two airplanes have crashed into the World Trade Center in an apparent terrorist attack on our country.

George W. Bush - September 2001

2001 September 11th

Life is a series of commas, not periods.

Matthew McConaughey

Let your tongue speak what your heart thinks.

Davy Crockett

Honesty Talking

The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled, the public debt should be reduced and the arrogance of public officials should be controlled.

Ross Perot

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.

Dan Rather

Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. They're underused.

Tommy Lee Jones

Kindness

While only one day of the year is dedicated solely to honoring our veterans, Americans must never forget the sacrifices that many of our fellow countrymen have made to defend our country and protect our freedoms.

Randy Neugebauer

Veterans Day

I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
This brokenness inside me might start healing
Out here it’s like I'm someone else
I thought that maybe I could find myself
If I could just come in, I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me

Miranda Lambert - The House That Built Me, Album: Revolution

Democracy functions best when we have an active citizenry.

Rick Perry

Democracy

Everyone says I'm like the girl next door... y'all must have really weird neighbors!

Kelly Clarkson

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it

Bowling for Soup - Today Is Gonna Be a Great Day

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