Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 1
The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.
Amy: "Lino's reinventing Thanksgiving."
Zora: "Oh, good. 'Cause if there's anything Texans love, it's different sh-t."
Since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right on through the Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
In Texas, it's football. In Georgia, football. There's an appreciation from the average person about football more than anywhere else. And we have that for basketball in New York. And we'll always have that in New York.Basketball, American Football, GeorgiaKenny Smith
Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."
Lila: "So, Richter, why are you such a nihilist?"
Richter: "A what?"
Lila: "I mean, anyone who blasts diesel into the atmosphere like that, truly gives zero f-s about like anything."
Richter: "I'm a Texan. I don't like people telling me what to do. Eespecially smug, self-righteous, rich, city folk."
In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.JeansKelly Clarkson
Are you really a Texan? I mean, really? If I have a headache, I'd put bacon around an Aspirin before I take it.Unknown (RJ Scott)
Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest.American FootballTom Landry
Don't mess with Texas!Unknown
Texas has long been known as the nation's largest energy producer, but we are equally proud of our distinction as the nation's leading energy innovator.Rick Perry
You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.Davy Crockett
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians.Henry Rollins
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults.Molly Ivins
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.Molly Ivins
When rough times have fallen upon our state in the past, Texans have always responded with generosity and an eagerness to help. The compassionate response to the fires has proven that this community spirit is alive and well.Randy Neugebauer
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world because God had put me on the ground in Texas. I actually felt sorry for those poor little kids that had to be born in Oklahoma or England or some place. I knew I was living in the best place in the world.Tommy Lee Jones
The people of the State of Texas consist principally of men, women, and children, with a sprinkling of cowboys. The weather is very good, thermometer rarely rising above 2,500 degrees in the shade and hardly ever below 212.O. Henry
To me, it's really the heart of Texas. You don't know the Lone Star State until you've experienced Gruene Hall.Miranda Lambert
Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.Dan Rather
I left Germany 20 years ago and I became a Texan.Dallas MavericksDirk Nowitzki
Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly, but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.Janis Joplin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.Funny QuotesGeorge Carlin
I feel very at home in L.A., I think, because it's dry, and there's sun, like the West Texas I grew up in.Los AngelesStephen Graham Jones
In Texas, there is a certain honor of being a Texan that is doing something the best that you can.Matthew McConaughey
I drank when I was pregnant with you, you turned out fine. There's everybody saying 'don't drink, don't smoke'. I swear - Texas is turning into California.CaliforniaSheldons Großmutter "Meemaw" in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 9
The average American consumes 55 pounds of beef per year. And then there's Texas, where we can knock that off in a couple of months. Maybe faster if we're talking about smoked brisket.Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 7
In Texas, the holy trinity is God, Football and barbecue. Not necessarily in that order.Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon, Season 1 Episode 5
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking".George W. Bush
Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.John Steinbeck