The best Quotes from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

Richter: "Sorry if a big gun makes you uncomfortable."
Melody: "I've seen bigger."

You don't want to go fooling around other folks' property. If some folks don't like it... they don't mind showing you.

I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.

Sorry to keep you waiting, young lady. I had to lock up the shop and turn the lights off. The cost of electricity these days is enough to drive a man like me out of business.

Sally: "Oh, I wish they hadn't let the place fall apart."
Jerry: "Now it looks like the birthplace of Bela Lugosi."

Richter: "Ever shot one before?"
Lila: "No. Been shot at."
Richter: "Drunk dad?"
Lila: "Stonebrook High."

There are moments when we cannot believe that what is happening is really true. Pinch yourself and you may find out that it is.

Behold the joys of late-stage capitalism.

Lila: "So, Richter, why are you such a nihilist?"
Richter: "A what?"
Lila: "I mean, anyone who blasts diesel into the atmosphere like that, truly gives zero f-s about like anything."
Richter: "I'm a Texan. I don't like people telling me what to do. Especially smug, self-righteous, rich, city folk."

Why, my old grandpa was the best killer there was at the slaughterhouse. Why, it never took more than one lick they say. Why, he did 60 cattle in five minutes once. They say he could have done more if the hook and pull gang could have gotten the beeves out of the way faster.

Graverobbing in Texas is this hour's top news story. An informant led officers of the Muerto County Sheriff's Department to a cemetery just outside the small rural Texas community of Newt early this morning. Officers there discovered what appeared to be a grisly work of art: the remains of a badly decomposed corpse wired to a large monument. A second body was found in a ditch near the perimeter of the cemetery. Subsequent investigation has revealed at least a dozen empty crypts, and it's feared more will turn up as the probe continues. Deputies report that in some instances only parts of a corpse have been removed, the head or in some cases the extremities removed, the remainder of the corpse left intact. Evidence indicates the robberies have occurred over a period of time. Sheriff Jesús Maldonado refused to give details in the ghoulish case, and said only that he did have evidence linking the crime to elements outside the state. Area residents have reportedly been converging on the cemetery, fearing the remains of relatives have been removed. No suspects are in custody as the investigation at the scene continues.