Quotes and Sayings about Tesla

Great companies are built on great products.

Burn rubber not gasoline.

Tesla will now move its HQ and future programs to Texas/Nevada immediately.

It may sound like science fiction, but when you think about the technology and the facts, people will have more trust in their Tesla than in themselves - in terms of driving.

We do have a very talented team here. So I think Tesla would continue to do very well even if I was kidnapped by aliens or went back to my home planet maybe.

Elon was smart, when he started, he knew this idea would work so he built charging stations. He was building the infrastructure as he was building the vehicle.

We are concerned about rapidly increasing use of fossil fuels for Bitcoin mining and transactions, especially coal, which has the worst emissions of any fuel.

"Elon Musk wouldn't sell cars without actually knowing about them."
Moritz: "As a matter of fact, that's exactly the core problem with Tesla."

I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing.

Tesla is here to stay and keep fighting for the electric car revolution.

Obviously Tesla is about helping solve the consumption of energy in a sustainable manner, but you need the production of energy in a sustainable manner.

Sure, Elon Musk is working on Tesla and SpaceX and going to Mars, but this is the f*cking shit we have really been waiting for.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Ah, cars. Where would we be without cars? And how would we get there?

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.

If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?

While accelerating, the tears of joy have to horizontally run towards your ears.

Women have to be able to remain silent. A woman without silence is like a car without breaks.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

You can't treat a car the same way you would treat a human - cars need love.

Good drivers have insects sticking on the side windows.

A car isn't fast enough when you're not scared about getting in and driving it.

"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Because I let you."

I'm 74 and I don't have enough time left to waste it, waiting in waiting in front of a charging station.

Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth. That is why they won't open source their algorithm.

ChatGPT is scary good. We are not far from dangerously strong AI.

Twitter is the PvP of social media.

Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?

I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job!

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it.

Thanksgiving cuisine is such a delightful symphony of flavor!

Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn't.

The bird is freed.

The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable.

Humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime. Without a common goal, humanity will fight itself. Moon brought us together in '69, Mars can do that in the future.

In a world that's changing so quickly, you're guaranteed to fail if you don't take any risks.

All dreams are crazy. Until they come true.

This industry [air taxis] is going to be just as big as the car industry.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

We're working on becoming more efficient with our energy usage, but those algorithms use as much energy as the whole country of Denmark.

Success doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you a more successful person.

Moritz: "You shouldn't hit people with disabilities!"
Buba: "You mean him or you?"

The only failure is not to try.

Without passion you don't have energy, with out energy you have nothing.

The fellas point to someone in the man-cave... oi! It's 50 Cent, or as we say down-under... half a buck. Why is he upside down? That looks uncomfortable as f*ck! He's a dedicated bloke, I don't think I could comment videos upside down.

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable crying in a Mercedes, than on a bike.

My son just asked me about the reason for not buying a Porsche.
When the reason asks for the reason...

Joy was born for the left lane.

Vorsprung durch Technik

Only those who dare truly live.