The best Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.