Quote by Terry Jones (about Afghanistan, Terrorism)

What is meant by: "We mustn't give in to the terrorists"? We gave in to them the moment the first bombs fell on Afghanistan.

Terry Jones - Terry Jones's War on the War on Terror (2009)

Afghanistan Terrorism

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