Quotes by Terry Jones

Terry Jones belongs to the following category: Monty Python

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What really alarms me about President Bush's "War on Terrorism" is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is "Terrorism" going to surrender? It's well known, in philological circles, that it's very hard for abstract nouns to surrender.

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We will definitely not burn the Koran, no. Not today, not ever.

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The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.

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I'm cheerfully optimistic about life. Optimism is very important!

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I don't think you need religion.

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What is meant by: "We mustn't give in to the terrorists"? We gave in to them the moment the first bombs fell on Afghanistan.

Afghanistan, TerrorismTerry Jones, Terry Jones's War on the War on Terror (2009)
 
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You know, I've never thought of myself as a comedian.

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