Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
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Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 15
1Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"
Jacob Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
1Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"
Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 2
1Raymond: "Everyone! I'm your new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt."
Amy: "Speech!"
Raymond: "That was my speech."
Amy: "Speech!"
Raymond: "That was my speech."
Captain Raymond Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Episode 1
1Wuntch: "Hello Raymond, how do you like my new office? Twentieth floor."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
Raymond: "Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you."
She's a devil and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws.
Wuntch: "Sticks and Stones, Raymond."
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"
Raymond: "Describing your breakfast?"
One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1
Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.
Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1
Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.
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