The best Quotes and Sayings about Tequila

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She's holding that bottle of tequila like a life vest.

Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.

When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.

If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.

Tequila makes me wanna dance.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

"Crutch down and bend over a little bit."
Barney: "Wow, It took five shots of tequila to have you in that position."

So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to.

In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years. More like a fifth of tequila and a punch in the head.