She's holding that bottle of tequila like a life vest.Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy, Season 5 Episode 12
Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.Funny QuotesUnknown
If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.Beer, CocaineCraig Ferguson
"Crutch down and bend over a little bit."
Barney: "Wow, It took five shots of tequila to have you in that position."
So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to.Derek Shepherd in Grey's Anatomy
In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years. More like a fifth of tequila and a punch in the head.Avatar, by Jake Sully