The best Quotes and Sayings about Tequila

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.

More tequila
More love
More anything
More is better

She's holding that bottle of tequila like a life vest.

'Crutch down and bend over a little bit."
Barney: "Wow, It took five shots of tequila to have you in that position."

So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to.

In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years. More like a fifth of tequila and a punch in the head.