Quotes and Sayings about Tequila

Quotes and Sayings about Tequila

More tequila
More love
More anything
More is better
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She's holding that bottle of tequila like a life vest.
Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy - Season 5 Episode 12
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Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.
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When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila.
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If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
Tequila makes me wanna dance.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
"Crutch down and bend over a little bit."
Barney: "Wow, It took five shots of tequila to have you in that position."
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 22
So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to.
In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years. More like a fifth of tequila and a punch in the head.
Jake Sully in Avatar -

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The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.
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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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That's what I do. I drink and I know things.
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Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.
Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
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Doesn't matter how tough we are. Trauma always leaves a scar. It follows us home, it changes our lives, Trauma messes everybody up, but maybe that's the point: All the pain and the fear and the crap. Maybe going through all of that is what keeps us moving forward, it's what pushes us. Maybe we have to get a little messed up, before we can step up.
Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy - Season 5
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We all remember the bed time stories of our childhoods. The shoe fits Cinderella, the frog turns into a prince, sleeping beauty is awakened with a kiss. Once upon a time and then they lived happily ever after. Fairy tales, the stuff of dreams. The problem is, fairy tales don't come true. It's the other stories, the ones that begin with dark and stormy nights and end in the unspeakable. It's the nightmares that always seem to become reality. The person that invented the phrase "Happily ever after" should have his ass kicked, so hard!
Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 5 Episode 1
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At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, it's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them.
Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 3 Episode 10
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But here's the truth about the truth: It hurts. So we lie.
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The body is a slave to its impulses.
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For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
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"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
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I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?
Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.
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Life is a lemon and I want my money back.
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
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I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.
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I feel like I've framed my entire womanhood around men.
It wasn't the violence that scared her. It was the fact that she knew no matter what he did, she'd still love him.
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If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?
Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
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Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.
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Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17
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It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3
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It's a beautiful day to save lives. Let's have some fun.
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This is our home. This is our family. This is our fortress. This is where we make our stand.
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