Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
MediaT. S. EliotI like to talk on TV about those things that aren't worth writing about.
Truman CapoteTelevision and the media are everywhere and they are taking over so powerfully. They don't shut up for a second. So you are unable to think.
MediaTerry Gilliam, Terry Gilliam's flying circus (2006)Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Homer Simpson in The SimpsonsYou'll never see a Lamborghini commercial in TV again. People who are able to afford a Lamborghini have better things to do than watching TV.
CarsFerruccio LamborghiniAnother evening of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my small screen to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all day.
SmartphonesUnknownTelevision is increasingly seen as 'infotainment,' not a credible source of information.
Richard EdelmanAh, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.
Stan Smith in American Dad!We all know that watching TV makes you fat, stupid, miserable and violent.
Ursula von der Leyen, October 2006TV is the best babysitter.
John GoodmanMy first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
Trey ParkerThere is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built into all the televisions.
NetflixReed HastingsTV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd WrightIf it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Power & Electricity, CandlesGeorge GobelIn California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
California, Trash TVWoody AllenI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Books, ReadingGroucho Marx