The best Quotes and Sayings about Television

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

I like to talk on TV about those things that aren't worth writing about.

Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay.

Television and the media are everywhere and they are taking over so powerfully. They don't shut up for a second. So you are unable to think.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

You'll never see a Lamborghini commercial in TV again. People who are able to afford a Lamborghini have better things to do than watching TV.

Another evening of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my small screen to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all day.

Television is increasingly seen as 'infotainment,' not a credible source of information.

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

We all know that watching TV makes you fat, stupid, miserable and violent.

TV is the best babysitter.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

There is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built into all the televisions.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

One should never forget, that society would rather be amused than instructed.