The best Quotes and Sayings about Television

TV is the best babysitter.

Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

There is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built into all the televisions.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

One should never forget, that society would rather be amused than instructed.