Quotes and Sayings about Television

Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.

You'll never see a Lamborghini commercial in TV again. People who are able to afford a Lamborghini have better things to do than watching TV.

I like to talk on TV about those things that aren't worth writing about.

Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay.

Television speeded everything up.

Television and the media are everywhere and they are taking over so powerfully. They don't shut up for a second. So you are unable to think.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Another evening of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my small screen to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all day.

Television is increasingly seen as 'infotainment,' not a credible source of information.

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

We all know that watching TV makes you fat, stupid, miserable and violent.

TV is the best babysitter.

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

There is a revolution happening, and within two years I think that Wi-Fi and Netflix will be built into all the televisions.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

One should never forget, that society would rather be amused than instructed.

I think relationships are broken up because of the media.

I try to lie as much as I can when I'm interviewed. It's reverse psychology. I figure if you lie, they'll print the truth.

Democratic societies need a strong media, and WikiLeaks is part of that media.

People think that if they read something in the newspaper or see it on TV, it has to be true.

Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

In the new era, thought itself will be transmitted by radio.

I love radio - it is part of your life, whispering into your ear. You can't see it, but equally importantly it can't see you.

I was inspired by a lot of people when I was young. Every band that came through town, to the theater, or the dance hall. I was at every dance, every night club, listened to every band that came through, because in those days we didn't have MTV, we didn't have television.

Back to the 80's, back to Soap
Back to Rocky and Cherry Coke, yeah
Those were the days
And we go back to the 80's
Say "Hey there, Mister T"
To Twisted Sisters on MTV
Those were the days
Ah, come back
To Iron Maiden and 7Up
Bananarama and Breakfast Club

What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.

When you stop working, you start to die.

If you ain't got a Lambo, you're a shit muncher.

Anyone who ever gave you confidence, you owe them a lot.

My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can't beat that on a Sunday morning, especially with a cup of tea.

Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever.

I've given up asking questions. l merely float on a tsunami of acceptance of anything life throws at me... and marvel stupidly.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

Great women, in partnership with great men, will continue to take us forward.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

We all know that Ukrainians are ready to die for the European perspective. We want them to live with us for the European dream.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they'll turn out to be right.