Quotes and Sayings about Teeth

You don't have to brush all your teeth - just the ones you intend on keeping.

Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"

Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
[Teeth]

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Smiling is the most elegant way to show someone your teeth.

Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

Step to this and get shanked up
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt

My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.

Guy: "I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that weed smell? 'Cause a dude broke in, smoked weed and bolted."
Jacob: "Do you think it's the same dude that left that bong there on the floor?"

Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.

Walden: "Money does not buy happiness!"
Alan: "I wouldn't know, I never had either."

Jacob Peralta is my best detective. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn't solved is how to grow up.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

Alan: "Why don't you get a vasectomy?"
Charlie: "I've considered it. In fact, a couple of years ago I believe there was a petition circulating."

He who can make people laugh has to be taken seriously; all people with power know that.

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

Raymond: "Here are two pictures. One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?"
Jacob: "That one's the dump?"
Raymond: "They're both your locker!"

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.