Peralta: "I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast."
Holt: "Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?"
Peralta: "Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah."
Holt: "I pity your dentist."
Peralta: "Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!"
Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.Alan Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 10 Episode 2