Peralta: 'I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast.'
Holt: 'Are those gummybears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?'
Peralta: 'Breakfast-Burrito... but, yeah.'
Holt: 'I pity your dentist.'
Peralta: 'Joke's on you, I don't have a dentist!'
Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.Alan Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 10 Episode 2