Quotes and Sayings about Teenagers

Quotes and Sayings about Teenagers

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Joanne K. Rowling

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Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Sex Education

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Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 16

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College Long-Distance Relationships

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 6

They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid, so you should blend right in.

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old to unplug a telephone.

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 2 Episode 9

Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b*tch!

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

There are times when I would rather face the Black Dread himself than mine own daughter of 15.

Viserys Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 2

Harry and Meghan, move over! This is what fairy tales are made of. They'd been together for two whole weeks, which for teenagers is basically a lifetime of monogamy. Although between us, it had been a surprisingly PG-13 two weeks.

John McEnroe in Never Have I Ever - Season 3 Episode 1

Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.

Sebastian in The Little Mermaid

Morty: "You were a teenager when dad got you pregnant!"
Beth: "I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 3

They said "All teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed"
So, darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

My Chemical Romance - Teenagers, Album: The Black Parade

Feeding teenage boys was like filling a bathtub with a grapefruit spoon.

Harlan Coben in The Stranger

One moment we're broken and then we're fine
Lost in the puzzle of the teenage mind

Tate McRae - Teenage Mind

What have we come to now?
We all wanna be like the rest
Can't describe just how
But we're all a beautiful mess

Tate McRae - Teenage Mind

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

P. J. O'Rourke

The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is f*cking devastating.

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It's a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me.

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A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

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When we're growing up there are all sorts of people telling us what to do when really what we need is space to work out who to be.

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I fled out of the deep night - the deep night of the protected child-life , and tugged into the bright Day - the bright day of being-grownup

Stephen King in It

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A lot of times when you're young and carefree, you don't realize, when you tip over the edge, how difficult it is to climb back in.

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry in The Little Prince

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Children & Childhood Birthday Age

You're never too old to be young.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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Youth Age Generations

A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.

Coco Chanel

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Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

Friedrich Schiller in Don Carlos

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Youth Men Birthday Age

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

Jean Paul Getty

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Life Birthday Age Sand

It's impossible to get you off my mind
I think about 100 thoughts and you are 99
I've understood that you will never be mine
And that's fine, I'm just breaking inside

Tate McRae - One Day

Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

Joanne K. Rowling

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Give me your love and not your like!

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Internet Social Media

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

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Germany Fairytales

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Maeve Wiley in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 2

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

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Sex Erotic Quotes

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

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Breakup Beginning

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

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Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1

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College Dignity

Love's involved with spending time together, but spending time apart, can lead to loving even more.

Tyler in Remember Me

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Relationships Missing Someone Long-Distance Relationships

Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."

Veronica Fisher in Shameless - Season 2 Episode 2

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Mickey Milkovich in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 12

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Love declerations

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson in 21 Jump Street

College Disneyland

I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move. I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought you might like to know.

Xander in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 5 Episode 10

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Dawn: "So what are you supposed to be?"
Anya: "An angel."
Dawn: "Oh, shouldn't you have wings?"
Anya: "Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime."

Anya Jenkins in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 6 Episode 6

Charlie's Angels

Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."

Red Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

I guess I have done some crazy things. One time at the beach, a seagull stole my sandwich, and, under my breath, I called her "b*tch".

Leia Forman in That '90s Show - Season 1 Episode 1

Anyone whose tongue dares to question the birth of Princess Rhaenyra's sons should have it removed.

Viserys Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 1 Episode 7

There is no war so hateful to the gods as a war between kin, and no war so bloody as a war between dragons.

Rhaenys Targaryen in House Of The Dragon - Season 2

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Daughters Father & Daughter

Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood-relation to you. But are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcomings. And you have to be nice to them because you're Indian.

John McEnroe in Never Have I Ever

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