The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.InternetJoanne K. Rowling
Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.SexJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Sex Education
Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.College, Long-Distance RelationshipsTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 16
Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b-tch!Red Forman in That '90s Show, Season 1 Episode 1
There are times when I would rather face the Black Dread himself than mine own daughter of 15.Viserys Targaryen in House Of The Dragon, Season 1 Episode 2
Harry and Meghan, move over! This is what fairy tales are made of. They'd been together for two whole weeks, which for teenagers is basically a lifetime of monogamy. Although between us, it had been a surprisingly PG-13 two weeks.John McEnroe in Never Have I Ever, Season 3 Episode 1
Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.The Little Mermaid, by Sebastian
Morty: "You were a teenager when dad got you pregnant!"
Beth: "I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years."
They said "All teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed"
So, darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Feeding teenage boys was like filling a bathtub with a grapefruit spoon.Harlan Coben in The Stranger
One moment we're broken and then we're fine
Lost in the puzzle of the teenage mind
What have we come to now?
We all wanna be like the rest
Can't describe just how
But we're all a beautiful mess
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.GovernmentsP. J. O'Rourke
The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is fucking devastating.Ozzy Man Reviews, WTF Happened in February 2019