Quotes and Sayings about Teenagers

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid, so you should blend right in.

It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen-year-old to unplug a telephone.

Ah, teenagers! I feel for you, son. But, on the other hand - payback's a b*tch!

There are times when I would rather face the Black Dread himself than mine own daughter of 15.

Harry and Meghan, move over! This is what fairy tales are made of. They'd been together for two whole weeks, which for teenagers is basically a lifetime of monogamy. Although between us, it had been a surprisingly PG-13 two weeks.

Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.

Morty: "You were a teenager when dad got you pregnant!"
Beth: "I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years."

They said "All teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed"
So, darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

Feeding teenage boys was like filling a bathtub with a grapefruit spoon.

One moment we're broken and then we're fine
Lost in the puzzle of the teenage mind

What have we come to now?
We all wanna be like the rest
Can't describe just how
But we're all a beautiful mess

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

The first time I tried that when I was a teenager, I broke me wrist. Yeah, nah, having a broken wrist when you're a horny teenager is f*cking devastating.

It's a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me.

A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

When we're growing up there are all sorts of people telling us what to do when really what we need is space to work out who to be.

I fled out of the deep night - the deep night of the protected child-life , and tugged into the bright Day - the bright day of being-grownup

A lot of times when you're young and carefree, you don't realize, when you tip over the edge, how difficult it is to climb back in.

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

You're never too old to be young.

Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.

A woman can be gorgeous at 19, charmimg at 29, but only at 39 she is irresistible for the rest of her life. And no woman that has been irresistible, ever turns older than 39.

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.

It's impossible to get you off my mind
I think about 100 thoughts and you are 99
I've understood that you will never be mine
And that's fine, I'm just breaking inside

Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

Give me your love and not your like!

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Love's involved with spending time together, but spending time apart, can lead to loving even more.

Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the way you think, the way you move. I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought you might like to know.

Dawn: "So what are you supposed to be?"
Anya: "An angel."
Dawn: "Oh, shouldn't you have wings?"
Anya: "Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime."

Eric: "Oh, you're getting in that car or my foot is getting in your ass!"
Red: "I have never been prouder. It's like watching you hit your first home run... if you had ever done that."

I guess I have done some crazy things. One time at the beach, a seagull stole my sandwich, and, under my breath, I called her "b*tch".

Anyone whose tongue dares to question the birth of Princess Rhaenyra's sons should have it removed.

There is no war so hateful to the gods as a war between kin, and no war so bloody as a war between dragons.

Dear Boys, be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.

Aunties are older Indian women who have no blood-relation to you. But are allowed to have opinions about your life and all your shortcomings. And you have to be nice to them because you're Indian.