The best Quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

April O'Neil: "What are you?"
Leonardo: "Well, miss, we're ninjas."
Raphael: "We're mutants!"
Donatello: "Technically, we're turtles."
Michelangelo: "And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations."
April O'Neil: "So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?"
Donatello: "When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?"
Michelangelo: "You made me promise never to say it again."
Raphael: "Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?"
Michelangelo: "I've been holding it in for years... COWABUNGA!"

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle."
Raphael: "Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, hit it!"

Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.

Casey Jones

One-Liners

Who were you expecting, maybe the Addams Family?

Donatello-TMNT

The Addams Family

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

Michelangelo

Pizza

I love being a turtle!

Michelangelo

Fighting's for grownups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

Raphael

Fighting

Humans are the demon scum of the Earth. Avoid them. Don't say hi. They lust to murder that which is different from them. To interact with them is to die.

Do I need to remind you who has four shells and defeated the Shredder?

Leonardo

This is why you never go to New Jersey!

Donatello-TMNT

New Jersey

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

Master Splinter

Fighting

There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.

Michelangelo

Cheese

Uh... yuck! You guys won't like it... I'll take the rest!

Michelangelo

We're lean, we're green, and we're mean!

Michelangelo

Guys, did you see? I totally talked to a girl!

Michelangelo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

So, they're heroes in a half shell?

Vernon Fenwick in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Trust me, I may not have ninja training, but I have achieved a level of awesomeness attainable only to Casey Jones.

Casey Jones

You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.

Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 2014

Quotes about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Over the past two years, he had become a rabid fan of some cartoon involving anthropomorphic turtles who knew karate and battled evil.

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Kermit: "Yes I am!"

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

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Sex New York City

There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man

Fame New York City

Amanda: "I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies."
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

Wednesday Addams in The Addams Family

Fighting is something the old me would do. That always made things worse.

Korra in The Legend of Korra

Fighting

People think that being rich is all about having money. But the times I've had the most money is when I've been unhappiest.

Phil Taylor

Wealth & Richness

Changes happen as time passes by. Soon enough, you'll be grown.

Kermit the Frog in The Muppet Show

Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"

Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show

I've had many enemies over the years. If there's one thing I've learned, it's never engage in a fight you're sure to lose. On the other hand, never let anyone who has insulted you get away with it. Bide your time and strike back when you're in a position of strength - even if you no longer need to strike back.

Stieg Larsson in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Enemies & Opponents

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