Quotes and Voice-Lines by Teemo, the Swift Scout

There's a mushroom out there with your name on it.

Time to put on my killin' hat.

Fighting fair is a good way to die.

Size doesn't mean everything.

Tall folk don't last long round here.

Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code.

You want Teemo? Come and get him!

Fighting's for grownups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

I do not wish to fight. But cast a stone into the lake, and the ripples will return to you.

Fighting is something the old me would do. That always made things worse.

A true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

"Size is no guarantee of power," said George. "Look at Ginny."

Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Me, miss? Not by a long shot!

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

There's no I in team, but there is one in Darius.

You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.

Home is where the spark is.

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