The best Quotes by Ted Nugent

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Animals Chicken & Roosters Turkeys

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You can leave Detroit, but it will never leave you.

Detroit

There's cities that get by on their good looks. Detroit has to work for a living.

Detroit

Detroit turned out to be heaven, but it also turned out to be hell.

Marvin Gaye

Detroit

Detroit, the heart of the country... I grew up on 10 Mile, 2 miles better than 8 Mile.

Kristen Bell

8 Mile Detroit

I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker.

Eminem

Detroit

Everything I've done in my career has started in and around Detroit, you know, the metro area and Michigan.

Kid Rock

Detroit

There are cities that get by on their good looks, offer climate and scenery, views of mountains or oceans, rockbound or with palm trees. And there are cities like Detroit that have to work for a living.

Elmore Leonard

Detroit

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Marley & Me

Animals Dogs

Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.

Charlie Chaplin

Animals

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain

Humanity Gratitude Animals Dogs

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

George Orwell in Animal Farm

Animals

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

Animals Dogs

Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.

Pascal Lachenmeier (*1973)

Animals Pets

I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

Funny Quotes Chicken & Roosters Eggs

Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Alabama Chicken & Roosters

Normally, chicks run towards me instead of away from me. I'm losing my touch.

Joseph Van Aston in A California Christmas

Chicken & Roosters

My mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.

MacGyver in MacGyver - Season 1 Episode 2

Chicken & Roosters

You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

Arizona Chicken & Roosters Eggs

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs.

Paul Simon

Chicken & Roosters Eggs

Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus.

Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder

Turkeys

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Marcus Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Thanksgiving Turkeys

No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

Michelle Flaherty in American Pie

Sex Turkeys

There's always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it's just not being a turkey.

Thanksgiving Turkeys

The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy.

Bob Schieffer

USA Super Bowl Turkeys

What do Black Friday shoppers and Thanksgiving Turkeys have in common?
Both know how it feels to be stuffed and cramped in narrow spaces.

Thanksgiving Black Friday Turkeys

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

China Hackers

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