The best Quotes by Ted Nugent

The best Quotes by Ted Nugent

Theodore Anthony Nugent (born December 13, 1948) is an American guitarist, singer, and songwriter. He initially gained fame as the lead guitarist and occasional vocalist of The Amboy Dukes, a band formed in 1963 that played psychedelic rock and hard rock.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.
The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

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You can leave Detroit, but it will never leave you.
There's cities that get by on their good looks. Detroit has to work for a living.
Detroit turned out to be heaven, but it also turned out to be hell.
Detroit, the heart of the country... I grew up on 10 Mile, 2 miles better than 8 Mile.
I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker.
Everything I've done in my career has started in and around Detroit, you know, the metro area and Michigan.
There are cities that get by on their good looks, offer climate and scenery, views of mountains or oceans, rockbound or with palm trees. And there are cities like Detroit that have to work for a living.
A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?
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Who feeds a hungry animal, feeds his own soul.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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Treat your pet in a way that you could easily exchange roles anytime.
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I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.
Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."
Normally, chicks run towards me instead of away from me. I'm losing my touch.
Joseph Van Aston in A California Christmas
My mom used to make a great broiled chicken. One of my favorites. Funny, I'm starting to feel real sympathetic towards them chickens.
MacGyver in MacGyver - Season 1 Episode 2
You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
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I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs.
Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus.
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.
Marcus Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1
No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
Michelle Flaherty in American Pie
There's always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving. Even if it's just not being a turkey.
The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy.
What do Black Friday shoppers and Thanksgiving Turkeys have in common?
Both know how it feels to be stuffed and cramped in narrow spaces.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

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