The best Quotes by Ted Mosby

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

Love

Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on... it's already gone.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23

Memories Past

Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 10

Breakup Solitude & Loneliness Seperation & Breakup

You know how sometimes you'll meet a girl and there'll be that one bewitching little detail that'll make you fall in love with her instantly? You know, a little freckle on the nose, the lilt of her laugh, the way she pronounces a certain word or phrase...

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 21

Falling in love

The beauty of a moment, is that it's fleeting.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 14

Moments

When you date someone, it's like you're taking one long course in who that person is and then, when you break up, all that stuff becomes useless. It's the emotional equivalent of an English degree...

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 3

Relationships

Kids, you can't talk yourself into falling in love. It doesn't take days of deliberation. When it's real, you know pretty quickly and with absolute certainty.
I had forgotten that, but I was about to be reminded...

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 2

Love Falling in love

I don't wanna be choosing between two girls, I wanna be a complete head over heels idiot for one!

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 2

Love

Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 20

Failures & Mistakes Decisions

I never wanted any of it to change, but that's not how life works.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 8

Change

Here's the secret, kids: none of us can vow to be perfect. In the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we've got. Because love's the best thing we do.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 22

Love Perfection

Love doesn't make sense. I mean, you can't logic your way into or out of it. Love ist totally nonsensical, but we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 22

Love

Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20

If you love something, you can never let it go. Not even for a second. Or it's gone forever.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

Love Loyalty

Lily: "Ted, you did this all yourself?"
Ted: "Just like Ryan Gosling in 'The Notebook'. It was pretty manly 'til I mentioned Ryan Gosling in 'The Notebook', huh?"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 24

The Notebook Ryan Gosling

Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. And I have no regrets because it led me to something I wouldn't trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself. I say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car!

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 11

I didn't give up on my dream house, because that's the thing about stupid decisions - we all make them, but time is funny and sometimes a little magical. It can take a stupid decision, and turn it into something else entirely.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 20

Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 6

Anger

Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you gotta make it anyway.

How I Met Your Mother

Failures & Mistakes Fate & Destiny

Which meant for the first time in years, the world was wide open. Because kids, when a door closes... well, you know the rest.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 17

Ted: "You name a chubby white kid LeBron and he's the one getting stuffed in the basketball hoop."
Marshall: "Then I'm also crossing off Shaquille, Hakeem and Dikembe."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 6

Basketball

Because sometimes, even when you know how something's gonna end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 14

Traveling

Sorry Peter, we're grown-ups now, we can't fly to Netherland with you anymore.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 12

Peter Pan

And that, kids, is the kind of stupid thing you say, before you've met the person who hits the reset button on the world. Who makes everything new again. Who makes it seem ridiculous that you ever considered settling.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 8

Falling in love

Here's the thing, kids: When you believe in people, people come through.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 2

Kids, Robin and Barney had recently shared an awkward moment. After that, they did what any two mature adults would do: They pretended it never happened.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 8

Barney: "I scoured the dating sites, using my own personal logarithms, factoring in a broad spectrum of variables, filtering out undesirable high-risk negatives, guaranteeing a success-rate of eighty-thr..."
Ted: "...you picked the girls that showed the most boob."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 22

People make fun of the guy who stays at home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 21

Every night can't be legendary. If all nights are legendary, no nights are legendary!

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 21

Night

Kids, sometimes you realize, the journey you've been taking has reached its final stop. So, the question becomes: Where do you go next?

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 16

Would the five of us always live within a few minutes of that booth? No, that's life, kids, but here's what I discovered: Our booth was wherever the five of us were together.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 14

Friendship

Hey look, it's the New York City skyline.
We built Chip City... we built Chip City on all your dough!

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 14

Kids, morals usually come at the end of stories, but this one is so important, I'm gonna tell you now. Don't ever, ever invite an ex to your wedding.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 5

When I have kids, and I tell them how I met their mother, I'm gonna tell them everything. The whole damn story.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 3

When I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same. The people looked the same. It all looked the same. But it wasn't. In just one night, everything had changed.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 22

Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 1

Turns out, when you projectile vomit on skates, you roll right into the spray.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 14

Skating

I poured my blood, sweat and tears into that building. Though, to be fair, a lot of that happened the day I accidentally fell down the elevator shaft.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9

Ted: "Why wouldn't she just come right out and say what she wants?"
Marshall: "Men. It's like, if there weren't pickle jars to open and spiders to kill and computers to back up, what would be their point?"
Lily: "Mmh-hmm!"
Ted: "Okay, when did Marshall become a slightly more feminine you?"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 5

Ted: "Uh, the time Lily went into labor!"
Lily: "That's now!"
Ted: "Sorry, I'm running out of stories."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 23

Marshall: "Dude, if we fail this econ final, for the rest of our lives we're not gonna be able to... we won't know how to... do you even know what 'econ' is?"
Ted: "No idea. We're screwed."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20

Ted: "Luckily, you are friends with a former Boy Scout and a Boy Scout is always what?"
Robin: "Unpopular?"
Lily: "Beaten up?"
Barney: "Going to the movies with his mom?"
Ted: "A Boy Scout is always prepared..."
Robin: "...prepared to spend lunch in his locker?"
Marshall: "...prepared to die a virgin?"
Barney: "...prepared to paint his sister's nails?"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 9

Barney: "I cannot stop staring at that girl's face."
Ted: "Face, huh? That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 4

Boobs

Even if I meet the girl of my dreams right the second, I'm still one night and nine months away, from having a family on my own. And that's assuming the mother of my childern is just a huge sl*t.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 4

Barney: "You can't spell 'game' without 'me' and 'me' has the best game."
Ted: "Yeah well, I got so much game, I'm Cornish game hen."
Barney: "Oh, yeah? I'm the New York State gaming commissioner."
Ted: "Well, I'm The Game. Well-crafted, keep-you-guessing thriller starring Michael Douglas and Sean Penn."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 4

Your car's gonna be fine, this is the best auto-shop around. Look at this certificate, one of the mechanics here...
[reads the certificate]
...finished a 64 ounce steak.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 17

Robin: "You mean the whiny, bottomless pit of neediness? He was bugging me so I spiked his echinacea tea with codeine."
Ted: "You would be a great mom."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 11

When you meet someone special, suddenly life is full of firsts: The first kiss, the first night together, the first weekend together.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 14

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 16

College Long-Distance Relationships Teenagers

Quotes about Ted Mosby

I can't believe I'm taking sexual advice from Ted Mosby.
That's like taking fashion advice from... well, Ted Mosby.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 3

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Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 1

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Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

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Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 1

Love declerations

Underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you.

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Love declerations

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

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Love

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

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Falling in love

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