The best Quotes from Ted Lasso

Ted Lasso is an American sports comedy television series, based on a character of the same name. The series premiered on Apple TV+ in August 2020 and was renewed for a second season five days after its premiere.

The best Quotes from Ted Lasso

When it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits: I only wanna see 'em in one piece.

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Early drinkin’ means quick drunken.

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Hey, takin' on a challenge is a lot like ridin' a horse. If you're comfortable while you're doin' it, you're probably doin' it wrong.

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That right there, that's a scone. Tastes like a muffin except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.

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Ties and no playoffs? Why do you even do this?

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"How do you take your tea?"
Ted: "Well, normally right back to the counter because there's been a terrible mistake."

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Rebecca: "So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun."
Ted: "You spoke to God?!"
Rebecca: "No, the newspaper."

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You know what the happiest animal in the world is? It's a goldfish. It's got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish!

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I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside.

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George: "I love what you done with the place. Did you do it yourself, or did you get some pouf to help ya?"
Rebecca: "I could ask the same of your hair."

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Will you explain to me how that was offside? No, I'm asking you, seriously. Explain offside to me! It makes no sense.

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You know, I always thought that tea was going to taste like hot brown water, and you know what? I was right. It's horrible.

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