Quote by Taylor Tomlinson (about Halloween, Singles & Dating)

Quote by Taylor Tomlinson (about Halloween, Singles & Dating)

I don't know if you guys have tried to get a 20-something dude from a dating app to wear a condom lately. But it's sort of like trying to convince a 5-year-old to put a jacket on over his Halloween costume. "Noo! You're gonna ruin it! You can't even see it!"

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