The best Quotes by Tao Xu

Tao Xu: "If he is even slightly mean to you...-"
Charlie: "...you'll murder him."
Tao Xu: "I was going to say I'd send him a strongly worded DM, but murder's fine too."

Nick: "Stop picking on people for no reason!"
Harry: "Aw! Are you gay for them?"
Tao: "Classic Harry. Resorting to homophobia when you can't think of a good comeback. Life must be really hard when your only personality trait is rich bell-end."

If you want my attention that badly, why don't you throw something at me again? Like your last remaining brain cell?

You clearly didn't get hugged much as a child, but if you're craving human contact that badly, you could just say so.

Wow. I feel so sorry for the popular rugby lad who's almost getting picked on because he dares to hang out with someone below his popularity status.

As your token straight friend, it's my duty to remind you that sometimes people are straight.

Tao: "You should talk to him."
Nick: "Yeah, so should you."
Tao: "No. I'm gonna stay pissed off with him for a bit longer."

Well, I don't like playing safe.

Once you get into a relationship, friendships don't matter anymore.