The best Quotes by Tao Xu

Tao Xu: "If he is even slightly mean to you...-"
Charlie: "...you'll murder him."
Tao Xu: "I was going to say I'd send him a strongly worded DM, but murder's fine too."

Nick: "Stop picking on people for no reason!"
Harry: "Aw! Are you gay for them?"
Tao: "Classic Harry. Resorting to homophobia when you can't think of a good comeback. Life must be really hard when your only personality trait is rich bell-end."

If you want my attention that badly, why don't you throw something at me again? Like your last remaining brain cell?

You clearly didn't get hugged much as a child, but if you're craving human contact that badly, you could just say so.

Wow. I feel so sorry for the popular rugby lad who's almost getting picked on because he dares to hang out with someone below his popularity status.

As your token straight friend, it's my duty to remind you that sometimes people are straight.

Tao: "You should talk to him."
Nick: "Yeah, so should you."
Tao: "No. I'm gonna stay pissed off with him for a bit longer."

Well, I don't like playing safe.

Once you get into a relationship, friendships don't matter anymore.

Charlie: "You didn't have to do that. I'm used to people saying stuff about me."
Nick: "No. But you shouldn't have to be. People shouldn't be saying stuff about you in the first place. You shouldn't have to put up with anything like that."

Do you ever feel like you're only doing things because everyone else is? And you're scared to change?

I know people have hurt you. And you feel like I'd be better off without you, but I need you to know that my life is way better because I met you.

Charlie: "They all probably think I'm this, like, gay nerd."
Nick: "Well, you kind of are a gay nerd."

Nick: "Did I forget something?"
Charlie: "Yeah."

I just think I need some time to figure this out.

Nick: "It's called bisexuality... if you've heard of that?"
Nick's mother: "I have heard of that. I wasn't born in the 18th century."

Charlie: "I'm sorry."
Nick: "No. You're not allowed to say the 's' word."

I'm just so sorry I ran away last night. I was just freaking out because... I was confused and surprised and, like, honestly I'm having a proper, full-on gay crisis.

Charlie: "How do I stop liking someone? Specifically, a straight guy."
Mr Ajayi: "A question for the ages."

It's hard to be confident when they all see me as a stereotypical gay boy who can't do sports.

Charlie: "All my friends are showing up in a bit to watch me play."
Nick: "All your friends?"
Charlie: "Tao, Isaac and Elle."

Clearly, I need to be here to get tips on how to be good at rugby.

You should try rugy. It's good for releasing negative emotions.

You can't tell whether people are gay by what they look like. And gay or straight aren't the only two options.

I like Charlie Spring! In a romantic way - not just a friend way!

Can someone explain the rules of rugby to me again, please? It seems to make no sense.

It's kind of ironic. The more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.

You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. The gods are never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

But books – they’re different. When you watch a film, you’re sort of an outsider looking in. With a book – you’re right there. You are inside. You are the main character.

'And I’m platonically in love with you.'
'That was literally the boy-girl version of 'no homo', but I appreciate the sentiment.'