If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
