Quotes by Tahm Kench, the River King

Tahm Kench, the River King is a character from League of Legends

Quotes by Tahm Kench, the River KingImage-Source: Riot Games

I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Renekton
 
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The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Miss Fortune
 
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Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Jinx
 
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Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Jax
 
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Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Gnar
 
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Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Annie
 
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Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Blitzcrank
 
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Now we shall gluttonize.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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You are a malodorous offense to my palate!

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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The only real sin is to deny a craving.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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From suffering, my banquet is born.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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Girl, you got as much "foresight" as a blindfolded mole.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Ashe
 
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My diet is expensively unique.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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I say, you're as "fun" as a leaky roof.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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It is the heart from which the darkest water flows.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends, to Braum
 
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It is my mouth into which all travels end.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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You're duller than a broken sandwich.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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Call me king, call me demon - water forgets the names of the drowned.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends
 
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