Quotes and Voice-Lines by Tahm Kench, the River King

League of Legends

Quotes and Voice-Lines by Tahm Kench, the River King

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I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.

League of Legends - to Renekton

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The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!

League of Legends - to Miss Fortune

Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.

League of Legends - to Jinx

Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern.

League of Legends - to Jax

Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!

League of Legends - to Gnar

Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence.

League of Legends - to Annie

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

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If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?

League of Legends - to Blitzcrank

Now we shall gluttonize.

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You are a malodorous offense to my palate!

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The only real sin is to deny a craving.

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I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified.

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From suffering, my banquet is born.

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Girl, you got as much "foresight" as a blindfolded mole.

League of Legends - to Ashe

My diet is expensively unique.

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I say, you're as "fun" as a leaky roof.

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It is the heart from which the darkest water flows.

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You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

League of Legends - to Braum

It is my mouth into which all travels end.

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You're duller than a broken sandwich.

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Call me king, call me demon - water forgets the names of the drowned.

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The only true death is to never live.

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What's in my violin case? Violence.

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What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

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Hate and love are just two words for passion.

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Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

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I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

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My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

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Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

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Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

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Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

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Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

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Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

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You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.

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