Quotes and Voice-Lines by Tahm Kench, the River King

Quotes and Voice-Lines by Tahm Kench, the River King

Tauche ein in die weisen Worte von Tahm Kench, dem König des Flusses aus League of Legends. Lass dich inspirieren und besuche unsere Zitat-Sammlung!

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I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.
League of Legends - to Renekton
The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!
League of Legends - to Miss Fortune
Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.
Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern.
Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!
Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence.
Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!
If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?
League of Legends - to Blitzcrank
Now we shall gluttonize.
You are a malodorous offense to my palate!
The only real sin is to deny a craving.
I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified.
From suffering, my banquet is born.
Girl, you got as much "foresight" as a blindfolded mole.
My diet is expensively unique.
I say, you're as "fun" as a leaky roof.
It is the heart from which the darkest water flows.
You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.
It is my mouth into which all travels end.
You're duller than a broken sandwich.
Call me king, call me demon - water forgets the names of the drowned.

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What's that smell? Oh, it's me.
Hate and love are just two words for passion.
It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.
I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.
My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.
Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.
Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.
Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.
Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.
Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.
You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.
Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.

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