Quotes and Voice-Lines by Tahm Kench, the River King

I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.

The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!

Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.

Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern.

Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!

Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence.

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?

Now we shall gluttonize.

You are a malodorous offense to my palate!

The only real sin is to deny a craving.

I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified.

From suffering, my banquet is born.

Girl, you got as much "foresight" as a blindfolded mole.

My diet is expensively unique.

I say, you're as "fun" as a leaky roof.

It is the heart from which the darkest water flows.

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

It is my mouth into which all travels end.

You're duller than a broken sandwich.

Call me king, call me demon - water forgets the names of the drowned.

The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

A cow is a cow, no matter how many instagram filters you put on it.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.

What's in my violin case? Violence.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

You know, you couldn't have shadows without light.

The Outer Rim is a dangerous place. Everyone is fighting for their piece of the galaxy. But all I want is to live free. So I'm gonna risk it all.