Quotes and Voice-Lines by Tahm Kench, the River King

I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason.

The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!

Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud.

Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern.

Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!

Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence.

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?

Now we shall gluttonize.

You are a malodorous offense to my palate!

The only real sin is to deny a craving.

I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified.

From suffering, my banquet is born.

Girl, you got as much "foresight" as a blindfolded mole.

My diet is expensively unique.

I say, you're as "fun" as a leaky roof.

It is the heart from which the darkest water flows.

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

It is my mouth into which all travels end.

You're duller than a broken sandwich.

Call me king, call me demon - water forgets the names of the drowned.