Quotes and Sayings about Switzerland

Quotes and Sayings about Switzerland

In the enchanting Switzerland, a journey full of joy and emotions awaits you! From the majestic Alps to the picturesque lakes, the beauty of nature will make your heart soar. Climb the summit of the Matterhorn and feel the pride of experiencing this breathtaking view. Stroll through the charming streets of Zurich and let yourself be enchanted by the elegance of Bern's old town. And when you leave Switzerland, you will return with a smile in your heart and unforgettable memories.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

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Chocolate Griechenland

Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II

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France England & Great Britain

Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"

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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Switzerland - and that's practically the same thing.

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I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

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You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

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Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

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Only peril can bring the French together. One can't impose unity out of the blue on a country that has 265 kinds of cheese.

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Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

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Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

When I see chocolate, I hear to voices in my head:

One says: "Eat it!"
The other one says: "Can't you listen? You're supposed to eat it!"

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

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Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

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Russia... the prequel and sequel to the Sowjet Union.

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Violet: "I'm so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I'm with her, I'm reminded of the virtues of the English."
Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
Violet: "Exactly."

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The British electors will not vote for a man who does not wear a hat.

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Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

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Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm smoking still."

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Joey: "Some girl ate Monica."
Monica: "Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds!"
Chandler: "So how many cameras are actually on you?"

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Love lasts forever, you know? Nothing like it in this lifetime. Money in the bank.

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Joey: "What?"
Phoebe: "Oh, looks like I was second to last."

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There can be no balance with a hand on the scale.

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Neutrality, as a lasting principle, is an evidence of weakness.

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You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.

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I've learned from Palpatine. I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat.

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The right word cuts more deeply than a knife.

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If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

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If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

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They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

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