Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.
France, England & Great BritainJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Brexit IIComment
Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
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The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
GriechenlandSandra Boynton3
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