I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.Billy Connolly
Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.France, England & Great BritainJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight), Brexit II
Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"