The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Brexit II
1Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 1 Episode 21
1I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Switzerland - and that's practically the same thing.
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2Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.
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Matthew: "But isn't she American?"
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