Quotes and Sayings about Switzerland

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.

Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.