Quotes and Sayings about Sweets & Candy

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 6 Episode 12

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Yelan in Genshin Impact

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

Emma Scott in All In

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Buddy in Elf

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Ryan Gosling

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

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You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

Food

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food Chocolate

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

Food Reality

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

Roald Dahl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Food

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5

USA Food

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland

Puns Food

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Socrates

Laziness Food

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

Quina Quen in Final Fantasy - IX

Food

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

Malin Akerman

Food Chocolate

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Edward in Edward Scissorhands

I don't want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar-free sugar cookies.

Queenie in Animal Crossing

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many cookies should I be eating today again?

Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.

Santa Claus in The Christmas Chronicles

Santa Claus Cookies

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

Chocolate Lego

When I see chocolate, I hear to voices in my head:

One says: "Eat it!"
The other one says: "Can't you listen? You're supposed to eat it!"

Chocolate

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charlie Brown in The Peanuts

Chocolate

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many servings of chocolate should I be eating today again?

Chocolate

The worst drug of today is not smack or pot - it's refined sugar.

George Hamilton

Sugar

Sugar is shit! In Germany alone, three people die per hour because of sugar.

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 1 Episode 2

Sugar

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Zach Galifianakis

Dessert

I was expecting you sometime last week. Not that it matters. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will. You've caught me a bit unprepared I'm afraid. Uh, we've only got cold chicken, a bit of pickle... there's some cheese here... oh, no. Er, we've got raspberry jam, an apple tart... oh, no, we're alright! I've just found some sponge cake.

Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - to Gandalf

Dessert

Absolutely eat dessert first! The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

Joss Whedon

Food Dessert

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and dessert to accept the things I can't.

Dessert

You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles

Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory - Season 5 Episode 1

Sex Ice Cream

Hey kid, you know how your mom won't let you have icecream 'til after dinner, but then the waiting kind of makes it taste better? Well, I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream - and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 7

Ice Cream

Quick, look! Up in the sky! Look at that scorching sun, it's like a blast furnace! You know what this means? It means we have to drop everything, right now, and make a run for the ice cream store! We need to get two of the biggest cones they sell, and then it's an all-out race to see who can finish before it melts!

Navia in Genshin Impact

Ice Cream

Wasp 1: "Maybe we should stop acting so aggressive around humans. Our reputation's pretty bad."
Wasp 2: "Yeah, you're right. But... isn't that our ice cream this human over there is eating?"

Wasps Ice Cream

According to what I see in the mirror, I'm pregnant. Guess Nutella's the father.

Nutella

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

Malin Akerman

Nutella

Lifehack: When you buy a second glass of Nutella in the grocery store, you don't have to go there again in the afternoon.

Nutella

The NRA, a group that feels about guns, the way the rest of us feels about Nutella. A little is good, more is better and you can tell me it's bad for me all you like, but you will pry it from my cold dead hands.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - NRA TV

NRA Nutella

Kids and grown-ups love it so - the happy world of Haribo.

Advertising Slogans Haribo

Whenever you're sad, imagine sitting in a glass of candy with a gummy bear holding your hand.

Haribo

Haribo, sweet temptation, you accompany us through life. From childhood, you bring a smile to our faces. Your colorful gummy candies sweeten our everyday life and evoke memories of carefree moments. Each bag holds pure joy that we love to share. Thank you, Haribo, for your sweet magic!

Haribo

Haribo, oh so fine!
With gummy bears, we can dine.
They're colorful and fruity, simply tasty,
A perfect snack for every sweet tooth, crazy.
Once you have one, you crave for more,
Haribo, you make us all adore!

Haribo

All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 23 Episode 1

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

Don't be too ready to believe people when they cross their heart and hope to die. Sweet talkers only say what you want to hear. And think twice before meeting someone else's gaze - your eyes speak volumes about what you're thinking.

Yelan in Genshin Impact

I once read that you fell in love like how you fell asleep: slowly at first and then all at once.

Emma Scott in The Butterfly Project

Falling in love

Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."

Papa Elf in Elf

Santa Claus

It's not easy to leave your hometown and your family and your support system and come out to Los Angeles to - to pursue a dream where the odds are not in your favor.

Ryan Gosling

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