The best Quotes from Sweet Magnolias

While you're busy hangin' price tags, Bill Townsend, keep in mind that you aren't worth the skin God spent to wrap your bones in. You best pray he doesn't regret his investment in you as much as I regret mine.

Helen: "I'm still researching the legal precedent for getting Bill's head on a silver platter."
Maddie: "It wasn't his head that caused the problem."

Kyle: "I'm just playing Puck. It's not even the lead."
Annie: "But it's the best part, and you're only a freshman."
Tyler: "Yeah, A Midsummer Night's Nerd!"

Annie Sullivan: "Maybe I should ask for autographs."
Tyler Townsend: "Well, he needs help spelling his name."
Kyle Townsend: "Oops, you forgot you aren't funny!"

Don't you dare apologize! That was the most magnificent thing I've seen you do since you ate that lizard in kindergarten.

All right, new cocktail. I started with rye to wish you a smooth finish. Added some bitters 'cause you have every right to be. Then champagne because this is truly a celebration. And finished with crème de pêche because your future is gonna be peachy.

I only drink Champagne on two occasions: when I'm in love and when I'm not.

Show business is like champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it every day.

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Everyone likes to think they're a good person. But good can't exist without evil. Pleasure without pain.

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

There's no need for words... Just answer one question for me, Ace... Was I a good father?

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

There was this sadness in his eyes. The kind you sometimes see in those who want to die, but life won’t let them.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

Trust is a luxury we can't afford in this game.

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

He is my all-time favorite person. And I want us to live a hundred years and die at the exact same moment. And I want our souls to find each other on the other side as soon as possible, so we can fall in love and make more babies, and do it all over again. I just also want him to f*ck my brains out.

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Cum is kind of like a penis having a sneeze. Ugh, that means when you swallow someone's cum, it's like eating their snot.

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.