The best Quotes from Sweet Magnolias

While you're busy hangin' price tags, Bill Townsend, keep in mind that you aren't worth the skin God spent to wrap your bones in. You best pray he doesn't regret his investment in you as much as I regret mine.

Maddie Townsend - Season 1 Episode 1

Helen: "I'm still researching the legal precedent for getting Bill's head on a silver platter."
Maddie: "It wasn't his head that caused the problem."

Maddie Townsend - Season 1 Episode 1

Kyle: "I'm just playing Puck. It's not even the lead."
Annie: "But it's the best part, and you're only a freshman."
Tyler: "Yeah, A Midsummer Night's Nerd!"

Tyler Townsend - Season 1 Episode 1

Annie Sullivan: "Maybe I should ask for autographs."
Tyler Townsend: "Well, he needs help spelling his name."
Kyle Townsend: "Oops, you forgot you aren't funny!"

Kyle Townsend - Season 1 Episode 1

Don't you dare apologize! That was the most magnificent thing I've seen you do since you ate that lizard in kindergarten.

Helen Decatur - Season 1 Episode 1

All right, new cocktail. I started with rye to wish you a smooth finish. Added some bitters 'cause you have every right to be. Then champagne because this is truly a celebration. And finished with crème de pêche because your future is gonna be peachy.

Dana Sue Sullivan - Season 1 Episode 1

Champagne

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I only drink Champagne on two occasions: when I'm in love and when I'm not.

Coco Chanel

Champagne

Show business is like champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it every day.

Jay Leno

Fame Champagne

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 3

Diamonds

Everyone likes to think they're a good person. But good can't exist without evil. Pleasure without pain.

Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 1

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

Monkey D. Luffy in One Piece - Netflix Live Action

Pirates

There's no need for words... Just answer one question for me, Ace... Was I a good father?

Edward Newgate - Whitebeard in One Piece

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

H.G. Tannhaus in Dark

Future Past

There was this sadness in his eyes. The kind you sometimes see in those who want to die, but life won’t let them.

Noah in Dark

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.

Tokyo in Money Heist - Season 1 Episode 3

Love

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ciri in The Witcher - III - Wild Hunt

Patience & Endurance Advantages & Disadvantages

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III

Alcohol

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

Top Boy - Season 3 Episode 7

Trust is a luxury we can't afford in this game.

Leon in Top Boy

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1

He is my all-time favorite person. And I want us to live a hundred years and die at the exact same moment. And I want our souls to find each other on the other side as soon as possible, so we can fall in love and make more babies, and do it all over again. I just also want him to f*ck my brains out.

Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Smartphones

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Maeve Wiley in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 2

Cum is kind of like a penis having a sneeze. Ugh, that means when you swallow someone's cum, it's like eating their snot.

Aimee Gibbs in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 3

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

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