I'm glad to announce that President Erdogan has agreed to forward the accession protocol for Sweden to the grand national assembly as soon as possible.
Jens Stoltenberg - Juli 2023
If Finland and Sweden decide to do so, they are very welcome to join NATO.
Annalena Baerbock - April 2022
Sweden. Who hasn't spent 20 minutes in IKEA and immediately wanted to launch an attack on Sweden?
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I'm from Sweden, I was born in the snow. When it snows, I'm a viking. When it's warm, I'm a lion. We adjust for every condition there is.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Sweden - and that's practically the same thing.
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Zlatan: "Then you go to IKEA and you get the furnitures."
Broker: "Rich people don't buy furnitures in IKEA."
Zlatan: "No, but intelligent people do."
Zlatan: "Then you go to IKEA and you get the furnitures."
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Zlatan: "No, but intelligent people do."
Ikaris: "I bet you've built the perfect safe house. And what's this even made of - Vibranium?"
Phastos: "Fall collection. IKEA."
Phastos: "Fall collection. IKEA."
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