Quotes and Sayings about Surprises

Jack: "What an unexpected surprise!"
Kate: "All surprises are unexpected."

Life is full of surprises, some good, some not so good.

A story to me means a plot where there is some surprise. Because that is how life is - full of surprises.

I think falling in love is always a surprise, right?

The "no more surprises"-thing is the best part of being married.

Jake: "We had a surprise test today."
Alan: "And?"
Jake: "I was really surprised."

Jay: "I got you a little gift to celebrate. I know it’s not much...-"
Gloria: "It’s practically nothing!"

Ted it's fine, I'm a child of divorce. You guys keep fighting all you want - as long as the expensive gifts keep coming.

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Making a gift means to give something you'd actually like to keep.

The best presents don't come in boxes.

Christmas - The time of love and consciousness, until someone came up with the whole presents-thing.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.

It's not about what's under the Christmas Tree, but about who's around it.

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

Gifts are little treasures that fill us with joy and love. They remind us of special moments, people, and occasions. With a gift, we express our affection and appreciation. It is a symbol of gratitude and an opportunity to bring a smile to someone's face. Gifts are symbols of connection and show that we care about each other.

Sometimes you open a gift and it's exactly what you wanted. But sometimes you open it and think, "What the heck am I supposed to do with this?" Whether you love or hate a gift, remember, it's the thought that counts!

In days of yore, the gift was a bond of friendship and affection. Chosen with care, it enwrapped the recipient in bliss. Alas, today the gift is but a fleeting pleasure, a symbol of duty. May people learn again to give true gifts, that come from the heart and bear eternal value.

Gifts are like stars shining above,
Wrapped with love, a symbol of pure love.
They bring smiles, joy and cheer,
A piece of heaven, to share and hold dear.

Kate Bishop: "Don't bother to thank me or anything."
Patriot: "For what? I don't need a rescue! Especially not from a-"
Kate Bishop: "You will if you finish that sentence."

Cassie Lang: "They can't arrest us, because we haven't broken any laws."
Kate Bishop: "Yet."

Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

Lily: "Just give me his name!"
Robin: "Fine. It's Bill Pepper."
Lily: "Kind of a coincidence there happens to be a bill and a pepper shaker here on the table. Any chance you and Bill had a three-way with Fork Napkin?"

Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture.

Kate: "I started taking martial arts when I was five."
Clint: "Wow. So, like, a year ago?"

I am not a rich person. I am a poor person with money.

Geniuses are always branded as crazy.

There is great treasure there behind our skull and this is true about all of us. This little treasure has great, great powers, and I would say we only have learnt a very, very small part of what it can do.

A good writer is basically a story teller, not a scholar or a redeemer of mankind.

Word to the wise writer: never underestimate your secondary characters! But watch them... they sneak off with stuff.

A story is a letter that the author writes to himself, to tell himself things that he would be unable to discover otherwise.

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

The first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.

Alan: "You can't stay here alone."
Jake: "Why not?"
Alan: "You know why not."
Jake: "But you don't have a turtle to put in the microwave anymore."

Alan: "We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear."
Jake: "Lucky for you, huh?"

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.

You got two choices. I could take this pretend-sword and you pretend to die and I take that suit, or I'm gonna real punch you and you're gonna real fall down and I'm gonna take that suit.

There's always gonna be weather. Some people forget the one thing they can control, the choices they make in the face of it.

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."