The best Quotes from Superstore

Cheyenne: "Bo is the man that I love and I won't watch him give up who he is, even if it means losing millions of dollars."
Journalist: "Millions of dollars?"
Cheyenne: "Yeah. You can keep your stupid money."
Journalistin: "Okay, just to be clear, the prize is a ten dollar Cloud Nine gift card."

You are a journalist and a rapist, and those are the two worst things any person can be. Now, listen up, Connie Chung. If you set foot in this store ever again, I will bring hell down on you.

Stratus is just a stupid corporate rag. Nobody reads that. I mean, maybe if the break room TV is broken and I'm locked out of Candy Crush.

There's a jingle-writing contest! Bo could enter that. If he won, he could stop dancing for his mom's friends.

I'm a Christian too, but in these four walls, my bible is the employee code of conduct.

He looks like a panda and a Disney princess had a baby.

I wonder what will be left inside of this box. Could it be Grace? I hope not. If you're Grace's parents, please pick her up at customer service.

I hope you and your fiancée are very happy together.
And that you don't procreate.

Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday.

The American superstore. One-stop shopping for everything you could ever want or need.

"You see, Momo," he told her one day, "it's like this: Sometimes, when you've a very long street ahead of you, you think how terribly long it is and feel sure you'll never get it swept."
He gazed silently into space before continuing.
"And then you start to hurry," he went on. "You work faster and faster, and every time you look up there seems to be just as much left to sweep as before, and you try even harder, and you panic, and in the end you're out of breath and have to stop - and still the street stretches away in front of you. That's not the way to do it."

He pondered a while. Then he said, "You must never think of the whole street at once, understand? You must only concentrate on the next step, the next breath, the next stroke of the broom, and the next, and the next. Nothing else."
Again he paused for thought before adding, "That way you enjoy your work, which is important, because then you make a good job of it. And that's how it ought to be."

We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.

Who told you, you have to live like today when you want to live today like tomorrow?

I wake up thinking of yesterday. The joy is in remembering; the pain is in knowing it was yesterday.

I might not know who I was yesterday or who I'm going to be tomorrow, but I know who I am right now.

If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"