Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.Superbad, by Officer Slater
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.Superbad, by Seth
Becca: "I'm so wet right now."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."
Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.Superbad (Evan)
Becca: "Your cock is so smooth!"
Evan: "Your's would be too... if you were a man."
Seth: "Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
Evan: "It's like a division sign."
Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."
Seth: "I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby."
Evan: "Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."