The best Quotes from Superbad

Jules: 'You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.'
Seth: 'Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.'

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.

Becca: 'I'm so wet right now.'
Evan: 'Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.'

Officer Michaels: 'Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?'
Fogell: 'It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'.'

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

Becca: 'Your cock is so smooth!'
Evan: 'Your's would be too... if you were a man.'

Seth: 'Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.'
Evan: 'It's like a division sign.'

Evan: 'I heard she got breast reduction surgery.'
Seth: 'What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.'

Seth: 'I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.'
Evan: 'Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.'