Jules: 'You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.'
Seth: 'Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.'
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.- Superbad, by Officer Slater
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.- Superbad, by Seth
Becca: 'I'm so wet right now.'
Evan: 'Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.'
Officer Michaels: 'Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?'
Fogell: 'It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'.'
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.- Superbad (Evan)
Becca: 'Your cock is so smooth!'
Evan: 'Your's would be too... if you were a man.'
Seth: 'Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.'
Evan: 'It's like a division sign.'
Evan: 'I heard she got breast reduction surgery.'
Seth: 'What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.'
Seth: 'I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.'
Evan: 'Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.'