The best Quotes from Superbad

The best Quotes from Superbad

Superbad is a 2007 American coming-of-age teen buddy comedy film directed by Greg Mottola and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as Seth and Evan.

Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."
Seth
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.
Officer Slater
1
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f*cking p*ssy.
Seth
1
Becca: "I'm so wet right now."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."
Evan
Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."
Fogell
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
(Evan)
1
Becca: "Your c*ck is so smooth!"
Evan: "Your's would be too... if you were a man."
Evan
Seth: "Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
Evan: "It's like a division sign."
Evan
Seth
Evan

Quotes about Superbad

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?