The best Quotes from Superbad

The best Quotes from Superbad

Superbad is a 2007 American coming-of-age teen buddy comedy film directed by Greg Mottola and produced by Judd Apatow. The film stars Jonah Hill and Michael Cera as Seth and Evan.

Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."

Seth

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.

Officer Slater

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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f*cking p*ssy.

Seth

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Becca: "I'm so wet right now."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."

Evan

Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."

Fogell

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

(Evan)

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Becca: "Your c*ck is so smooth!"
Evan: "Your's would be too... if you were a man."

Evan

Seth: "Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
Evan: "It's like a division sign."

Evan

Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."

Seth

Seth: "I am truly jealous you got to suck on those t*ts when you were a baby."
Evan: "Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."

Evan

Quotes about Superbad

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

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I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked.

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

Arizona is the worst place to spend the summer - it's like 125 degrees.

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

Intelligence College

I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar.

Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn't really change the method of acting.

The roles that have come into my life have taught me - and in that time period maybe I didn't even know it, but whatever came up or whatever it is that you have to express at that time, has benefitted me in a particular way.

You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not waffle and how to hold a conversation, how to take risks and actually be excited to fail.

Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

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Back boobs! The visual stimulation of missionary meets the emotional detachment of doggy style... patent pending.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20

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Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

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