The best Quotes from Superbad

The best Movie Quotes

Jules: 'You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.'
Seth: 'Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.'

Superbad, by Seth
 
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I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.

Superbad, by Officer Slater
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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.

Superbad, by Seth
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Becca: 'I'm so wet right now.'
Evan: 'Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.'

Superbad, by Evan
 
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Officer Michaels: 'Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?'
Fogell: 'It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'.'

Superbad, by Fogell
 
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

Superbad (Evan)
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Becca: 'Your cock is so smooth!'
Evan: 'Your's would be too... if you were a man.'

Superbad, by Evan
 
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Seth: 'Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.'
Evan: 'It's like a division sign.'

Superbad, by Evan
 
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Evan: 'I heard she got breast reduction surgery.'
Seth: 'What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.'

Superbad, by Seth
 
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Seth: 'I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.'
Evan: 'Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.'

Superbad, by Evan
 
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